Unicorn Armpit Hair Is a Harbinger of How Bad Things Can Get in 2019

PJ Media ^ | 18 Jan 2019 | John Ellis

[Rummyfan]

Trends come and trends go. My parents were dirt poor, so there are no pictures of me in parachute pants, thankfully. Likewise, since my parents were super-strict fundamentalist Christians, there are no photos of me with a mullet or, worse, a rat tail. Many of my friends, though, have embarrassing photos of themselves sporting now-discarded embarrassing clothing and hair trends. Like past style trends, the new trend of women sporting unicorn armpit hair is producing an avalanche of photo evidence that will undoubtedly be smirked at by future generations. Unlike many past style trends, unicorn armpit hair is rooted in an ideology that should be rejected.

As a long-haired, bearded man, I receive my fair share of negative comments about my looks. Never really offended, I'm more puzzled as to why some believe that it's okay to tell me that they don't like my appearance. If I were to say to others about their looks what some say to me about mine, I would be labeled a rude jerk. I mention this to say that, as a general rule, I don't mock other people's appearances. It's rude and doesn't accomplish anything. However, I will make an exception for feminists who are proudly displaying their multi-colored armpit hair.

[Rummyfan]

Just when I think they've reached bottom-level crazy, they prove me wrong. Again.

WARNING!

[griswold3]

Someone should tell AOC she really needs this for cred

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Nah, anything you want to do with your armpit hair is harmless enough.

For industrial strength stupid, see "Bird box challenge."

[Vlad The Inhaler]

HAIRY PITS

Not just for Commie Bloc Iron Curtain frauleins anymore.

[Cicero]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BEKm3y4Aqep/?utm_source=ig_embed

[Rummyfan]

Thanks! Tried to post it as an image....

[exDemMom]

Wow... she colored her hairy armpits with different colored markers, and she’s wearing cloth scraps. What a fashion statement she is making.

[VanDeKoik]

It’s stupid, but is it really any different than female fashion trend the past 400 years like:

Black Teeth
Chopines
Hobble Skirts
Hairline plucking
Mouches beauty patches
Lard wigs
Knee Rouging
X-Ray Beauty Treatments
wearing lots of white makeup

[null and void]

Hmmm, combining your posts, maybe someone can convince AOC to rainbow color her most prominent feature, her teeff!

[faucetman]

So to be a “REAL” woman these days (meaning don’t attract men) you have to cut the hair off your heads and grow and color your armpit hair?

Is there unicorn hair “other” places as well?

I mean is it like their head or their armpits?

“Inquiring minds want to know” (not really)

/s

[moovova]

Well, the biggest surprise of all to me...

Unicorns have armpits.

[bgill]

What other areas are they coloring?

[ChildOfThe60s]

They are obviously not trying to be attractive to me - and are being quite successful at it. Their prerogative.

I am also not obligated to find them attractive, nor am I required to keep my opinion about their looks to myself (unlike what they seem to think).

My experience and observations over the 50+ years since I reached puberty in the early 60s is that serious feminists have a deep seated dislike of men. The irony is that feminists generally are not particularly feminine. I am not attracted to females that aren’t feminine.

[M Kehoe]

I thought this was the thread to get my unicorn pooping Skittles that 0bama promised me.

Sorry.

5.56mm

[ProtectOurFreedom]

I am also not obligated to find them attractive...

You just wait!

[SauronOfMordor]

It’s not so much that feminists dislike men, but rather that women who seriously dislike men tend to express their hatred through radical feminism.

[Alas Babylon!]

Here's one women who looks dang sexy with arm pit hair.

And this was back in the day when women, at least European women didn't shave.

Sophia Loren, looking STUNNING, 1950s.

[Flaming Conservative]

Dating muself, but your list reminds me of a vignette from, if I recall, the old “Love, American Style” t.v. series, that those of you who grew up in the 50’s and 60’s, may appreciate:
A coarse looking Rob Reiner (when wasn’t he coarse looking?), compliments a girl he considered asking out on a date, by saying, “For a girl who don’t wear white lipstick, you’re all right!”

[ChildOfThe60s]

What arm pit hair? Those breasts are perfect misdirection. LOL

[ChildOfThe60s]

I’m old enough that I can tell every one to pi$$ off if I like.

Anyone here remember Hot Tuna? 99 Year Blues:

“Bring me my pistol with 3 round balls, I’m gonna shoot everybody I don’t like at all, like at all.”