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"Buy Guns, Drink Beer, Eat Ribs" - We Need To Retoxify Masculinity
Town Hall ^ | 17JAN19 | Authored by Kurt Schlichter, op-ed via Townhall.com,

Posted on 01/17/2019 4:25:09 PM PST by vannrox

Let’s be clear: My pronouns are “he,” “his,” and “stop being creepy weirdos.”

Okay, maybe the last one isn’t a pronoun, but then again, I’m a man and if I want an insulting string of words directed at the nattering nabobs of gender neutrality to be a pronoun, it is a pronoun. And if you don’t like it, fight me.

We need more masculinity, and the more toxic the social justice warriors think it is, the better.

Bizarrely, now shaving companies are allying with the SJWs in an Axis of Irritants. Gillette is channeling campus gender studies dorks to try to sell you razors. They all think you should soften up, get in touch with your feelings, and submit. 

I say tighten up, let your righteous fury flow through you, and tell them all to kiss your Schumer.

Much as I advocate global warming, I am a strong proponent of toxic masculinity. It’s also known as “masculinity.”

Risk-taking.

Ferociousness.

Independence.

These are the qualities the SJWs want to wring out of us. Why? Because these are the qualities they cannot overcome. They want us weak, passive and obedient. That’s how they get power. Some bloated Trigglypuff screaming about the male gaze can’t force us to do anything. Sure, a lot of them have weight on us, but if we laugh at them and simply say “No” to their demands, they’re stuck. Are they going to go get a rifle and make us? 

Nope. They have to talk us into surrendering, or really, pester us into surrendering. Which means talking us out of the uppity, aggressive, no-damns-given masculinity that is the last obstacle to their fussy, naggy domination.

Don’t be fooled by the “toxic” qualifier – all masculinity is toxic to these human weebles. What they call “toxic” is really the essence of freedom. It’s toxic all right, but to their goals, not ours. Masculinity means freedom from them and the puffy, non-binary utopia they dreamed up because that’s the only world in which such losers could be anything more than a sorry punchline.

It’s a War on Testosterone, and we’re culturally surrounded. But that’s awesome. As Toxic Male Icon and Army hero, General Anthony McAuliffe of the 101st Airborne put it at Bastogne during the Battle of the Bulge, “Men, we are surrounded by the enemy. We have the greatest opportunity ever presented an army. We can attack in any direction.” And Marine legend and Toxic Male “Chesty” Puller said something similar: “We're surrounded. That simplifies our problem of getting to these people and killing them." By the way, General Anthony McAuliffe, when the krauts demanded he surrender, responded, aptly, “Nuts!”

Now, if that last paragraph is incomprehensible to you, your masculinity is in a dire state and you need some re-toxification stat. Grab some non-craft beer, some ribs, and go watch Where Eagles Dare on Netflix. After that emergency treatment, find a man who with whom to go shoot guns and speak of brave deeds done in the face of America’s enemies. This will begin your recovery.

Am I saying men and women are different? Yes. Of course, so do the SJWs. They just want to eliminate those differences because those differences are an obstacle to their power. Embrace who you are, man or woman. Men and women are complimentary, the weaknesses of each compensated for by the strengths of the other. 

Being a man does not mean being a sad, hairy, lumpy version of a women. Nor does being a woman mean being a smaller, baby-having man. Being your gender is part of who you are, and by erasing that they seek to change you from who you are into who they want you to be: A neutered drone.

And “toxic femininity” is next on their target list.

The answer to the attack on toxic masculinity is to recommit to what they label “toxicity,” because what they call “toxic masculinity” is not about criminality or being a jerk. It’s about the basic premise of being a man, the role of builder and destroyer, engineer and warrior. They want to take what makes you special from you, so all you have are the scraps they choose to give you. And then they will own you.

Do you want to be owned? 

Cue the SJWs liars to hop in to say that praising masculinity means celebrating rape and abuse and mindless criminality and mayhem. But everything leftists say is a lie, and so is this. The answer to rape and abuse and mindless criminality and mayhem is, of course, more masculinity – the confrontation of evil, and its destruction, by righteous force. And righteous force is a masculine notion.

When some thug who didn’t get the memo about hugging is breaking down the door to get you, do you want some neckbeard sissy with a disposable Gillette standing by your side, or a toxic male with a 12-gauge Mossberg loaded with buckshot racking in a shell?

See, the vast majority of the world does not have the time or inclination for this kind of frivolous campus pap. The real world is hard and ugly, not the soft, safe and secure urban zone cleared and protected by the toxic males (and females – there are gloriously toxically masculine women too) in uniform that these SJWs despise. Toxic masculinity created a safe space here in the west where fundamentally silly people can freely express these ridiculous notions. But out there, there are real monsters, not mere childish boogeymen like “manspreaders.” And the only thing that keeps them at bay are those infused with toxic masculinity (some of them women) with bayonets.

I talk a lot about a world where men give up on being men in my latest novel, Wildfire (and the earlier People’s Republic and Indian Country), which detail a blue America bereft of freedom in large part because it is bereft of masculinity. 

Don’t let it happen.

Buy guns.

Drink beer.

And tell the SJWs to go to hell.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; News/Current Events; Philosophy
KEYWORDS: feminism; kurtschlichter; liberal; pc; schlichter; sjw
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21 posted on 01/17/2019 4:43:47 PM PST by TADSLOS (Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does.)
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To: vannrox

The liberals are really getting smashed at the Gillette video. Gillette is obviously buy some up votes.

There are maybe 3 liberals who like the video for every 100 conservatives that don’t like it.

One liberal said he is really getting scared about the Democratic Party. Because the Gillette video is their kind of stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koPmuEyP3a0&feature=youtu.be

919,000 dislikes showing when I am posting this comment on FR.


22 posted on 01/17/2019 4:43:52 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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23 posted on 01/17/2019 4:44:58 PM PST by vannrox (The Preamble to the Bill of Rights - without it, our Bill of Rights is meaningless!)
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To: vannrox; FReepers; FRiends; Patriots
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24 posted on 01/17/2019 4:45:58 PM PST by CaliforniaCraftBeer
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To: Liz
An Irish Whiskey with rib eye is better.
25 posted on 01/17/2019 4:46:17 PM PST by MrEdd (Caveat Emptor)
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To: vannrox

Yes!!


26 posted on 01/17/2019 4:46:28 PM PST by Fungi
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To: vannrox

you forgot something...

IF YOU ARE A MAN, YOU BANG CHICKS...NOT FAGGOTS!


27 posted on 01/17/2019 4:48:01 PM PST by max americana (Happily Fired every stupid liberal at every election since 08' at work. I hope all liberals die.)
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To: SaveFerris

28 posted on 01/17/2019 4:49:05 PM PST by vannrox (The Preamble to the Bill of Rights - without it, our Bill of Rights is meaningless!)
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To: max americana
oh yes, and...

Real men eat bacon!


29 posted on 01/17/2019 4:50:24 PM PST by vannrox (The Preamble to the Bill of Rights - without it, our Bill of Rights is meaningless!)
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To: vannrox

I love Jesus and I love my wife, and my wife and kids know it.
That’s the ticket.
Every thing else falls into place.
No, it’s not always perfect, but it’s right.

That’s why I’m right way right.

Manliness.


30 posted on 01/17/2019 4:51:08 PM PST by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope.)
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To: vannrox

Yeah, and my wife cooks it for me. lol.
Bacon!


31 posted on 01/17/2019 4:52:12 PM PST by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope.)
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To: vannrox

Buy guns, drink beer, eat ribs.

Check, Check and Check.

If some weak-kneed, kale-eating commies want to call being a real man “toxic”, I’ll just laugh in their faces.


32 posted on 01/17/2019 4:55:03 PM PST by FLT-bird
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To: vannrox

“Real men eat bacon!”

the breakfast of champions. as American as apple pie..not this faggy cereal bullsh*t


33 posted on 01/17/2019 4:55:18 PM PST by max americana (Happily Fired every stupid liberal at every election since 08' at work. I hope all liberals die.)
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To: vannrox

Man food!


34 posted on 01/17/2019 4:57:36 PM PST by rrrod (just an old guy with a gun in his pocket)
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To: max americana

35 posted on 01/17/2019 4:58:46 PM PST by vannrox (The Preamble to the Bill of Rights - without it, our Bill of Rights is meaningless!)
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To: Socon-Econ

“By the way, General Anthony McAuliffe, when the krauts demanded he surrender, responded, aptly, “Nuts!””

I think he actually said “ F U” !


36 posted on 01/17/2019 4:59:08 PM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: vannrox

epic dude


37 posted on 01/17/2019 4:59:51 PM PST by max americana (Happily Fired every stupid liberal at every election since 08' at work. I hope all liberals die.)
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To: SaveFerris

oops s/b

“Gillette is obviously buyING some up votes.”


38 posted on 01/17/2019 5:00:41 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Bonemaker

He said ‘Nuts!’ which, according to legend, actually caused confusion amongst the Germans and bought the Americans more time to plan their next action.


39 posted on 01/17/2019 5:05:27 PM PST by posterchild (anti-science: thinking a fetus is distinct from a tumor and sex is determined by chromosomes)
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To: vannrox

“...all masculinity is toxic to these human weebles...”

The very word “toxic” has become toxic and depending on the context used therof is potentially worthy of a knuckle sandwich.


40 posted on 01/17/2019 5:09:42 PM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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