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Comcast Voice-Remote Rejects "Dick Van Dyke" Search: "I Cannot Handle That Type of Language"
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..... touchy.
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To: a little elbow grease
“Penis Van Lesbian” probably won’t get you where ya wanna go, either.
2 posted on
01/05/2019 7:53:01 AM PST by
gundog
( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
To: a little elbow grease
Was it Dick or Dyke Comcast remote objected to?
3 posted on
01/05/2019 7:53:18 AM PST by
FrdmLvr
(They never thought she would lose.)
To: a little elbow grease
That voice remote has a dirty mind. Just what are people out there asking for?
4 posted on
01/05/2019 7:53:24 AM PST by
jmcenanly
("The more corrupt the state, the more laws." Tacitus, Publius Cornelius)
To: a little elbow grease
Politically-correct algorithms out of control!
To: a little elbow grease
I wonder how it’ll respond to inquiries on shows about Lake Titicaca or the capitol of Thailand...
6 posted on
01/05/2019 7:54:58 AM PST by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: a little elbow grease
Dump the remote. And Cable TV too. Neither are worth it.
7 posted on
01/05/2019 7:56:19 AM PST by
dhs12345
To: a little elbow grease
Somehow I don’t think “Van” is the part of his name that triggered that.
To: a little elbow grease
Well, I always heard that he had a thing for the ladies.
10 posted on
01/05/2019 7:59:09 AM PST by
OKSooner
(Whatever happened to, "The midterms are safe."?)
To: a little elbow grease
What’s it gonna think about Peter O’toole? That’s double phallic.
13 posted on
01/05/2019 8:00:41 AM PST by
DesertRhino
(Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
To: a little elbow grease
“OK. Could you play Vagina monologues”.
“Sure.”
To: a little elbow grease
The technology is going to enforce political correctness. How long before incorrect thinking gets reported to the authorities?
15 posted on
01/05/2019 8:03:24 AM PST by
Spok
To: a little elbow grease
Ask it “Who said ‘We’re gonna Impeach that MF’er’” and see what it says.
16 posted on
01/05/2019 8:05:01 AM PST by
cyclotic
( Democrats must be politically eviscerated, disemboweled and demolished.)
To: a little elbow grease; Army Air Corps; beaversmom
Oh, THIS thread is going to be fun! :D
17 posted on
01/05/2019 8:05:05 AM PST by
KC_Lion
(If you want on First Lady Melania's, Ivanka Trump's or Sarah Palin's Ping Lists, just let me know.)
To: a little elbow grease
We were given one of those comcast remotes. Soon after starting to use it, we were talking about the “best cheap pizza joints” in the area. A popup commercial appeared on the TV asking if we’re looking for “a best cheap pizza for dinner”.
The remote was soon in very small pieces.
To: a little elbow grease
“...appropriate for every member of the family.”
Except for Dutch Boys, apparently.
21 posted on
01/05/2019 8:19:59 AM PST by
PLMerite
("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest)
To: a little elbow grease
Hoo boy! Bound to happen:
"Social Justice Translation Software"...
Shades of "1984"...
TXnMA
22 posted on
01/05/2019 8:25:44 AM PST by
TXnMA
("Allah": Satan's current Alias | "Barack": Satan's minion | "Muslims": Satan's useful idiots...)
To: a little elbow grease
I just tried it here in Naples, Forida.
It responded in text “Dick Van D***” but found an on demand Dick Van Dyke channel.
To: a little elbow grease
Searched it fine for me, must’ve fixed it already.
24 posted on
01/05/2019 8:26:49 AM PST by
jacknhoo
(Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
To: a little elbow grease
Dyke is a blacklisted word so it treats the input as cursing and won’t process it.0
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