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Comcast Voice-Remote Rejects "Dick Van Dyke" Search: "I Cannot Handle That Type of Language"
hollywoodreporter.com ^
| 1/4/19
| Chris Gardner
Posted on 01/05/2019 7:49:57 AM PST by a little elbow grease
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Comcast Voice-Remote Rejects "Dick Van Dyke" Search: "I Cannot Handle That Type of Language"
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..... touchy.
To: a little elbow grease
“Penis Van Lesbian” probably won’t get you where ya wanna go, either.
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posted on
01/05/2019 7:53:01 AM PST
by
gundog
( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
To: a little elbow grease
Was it Dick or Dyke Comcast remote objected to?
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posted on
01/05/2019 7:53:18 AM PST
by
FrdmLvr
(They never thought she would lose.)
To: a little elbow grease
That voice remote has a dirty mind. Just what are people out there asking for?
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posted on
01/05/2019 7:53:24 AM PST
by
jmcenanly
("The more corrupt the state, the more laws." Tacitus, Publius Cornelius)
To: a little elbow grease
Politically-correct algorithms out of control!
To: a little elbow grease
I wonder how it’ll respond to inquiries on shows about Lake Titicaca or the capitol of Thailand...
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posted on
01/05/2019 7:54:58 AM PST
by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: a little elbow grease
Dump the remote. And Cable TV too. Neither are worth it.
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posted on
01/05/2019 7:56:19 AM PST
by
dhs12345
To: a little elbow grease
Somehow I don’t think “Van” is the part of his name that triggered that.
To: gundog
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posted on
01/05/2019 7:58:34 AM PST
by
EdnaMode
To: a little elbow grease
Well, I always heard that he had a thing for the ladies.
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posted on
01/05/2019 7:59:09 AM PST
by
OKSooner
(Whatever happened to, "The midterms are safe."?)
To: canuck_conservative
Politically-correct algorithms out of control!
If the Marxists get their way this type of thing will be the norm in all public discourse, except for them of course.
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posted on
01/05/2019 8:00:12 AM PST
by
Don Corleone
(Nothing makes the delusional more furious than truth.)
To: canuck_conservative
Politically-correct algorithms out of control!
If the Marxists get their way this type of thing will be the norm in all public discourse, except for theirs of course.
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posted on
01/05/2019 8:00:36 AM PST
by
Don Corleone
(Nothing makes the delusional more furious than truth.)
To: a little elbow grease
What’s it gonna think about Peter O’toole? That’s double phallic.
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posted on
01/05/2019 8:00:41 AM PST
by
DesertRhino
(Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
To: a little elbow grease
“OK. Could you play Vagina monologues”.
“Sure.”
To: a little elbow grease
The technology is going to enforce political correctness. How long before incorrect thinking gets reported to the authorities?
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posted on
01/05/2019 8:03:24 AM PST
by
Spok
To: a little elbow grease
Ask it “Who said ‘We’re gonna Impeach that MF’er’” and see what it says.
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posted on
01/05/2019 8:05:01 AM PST
by
cyclotic
( Democrats must be politically eviscerated, disemboweled and demolished.)
To: a little elbow grease; Army Air Corps; beaversmom
Oh, THIS thread is going to be fun! :D
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posted on
01/05/2019 8:05:05 AM PST
by
KC_Lion
(If you want on First Lady Melania's, Ivanka Trump's or Sarah Palin's Ping Lists, just let me know.)
To: gundog
I told people I wanted to name my son “Harold Richard”....
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posted on
01/05/2019 8:05:06 AM PST
by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
To: canuck_conservative
Also important to me are Financial algorithms out of control
To: a little elbow grease
We were given one of those comcast remotes. Soon after starting to use it, we were talking about the “best cheap pizza joints” in the area. A popup commercial appeared on the TV asking if we’re looking for “a best cheap pizza for dinner”.
The remote was soon in very small pieces.
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