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I Am Still Thinking About Stephen Miller's Spray Hair
theslot.jezebel.com ^ | 12/17/18 | Ashley Reese

Posted on 12/19/2018 7:30:37 AM PST by a little elbow grease

There comes a time in every man’s life when he has to make an important decision: accept his destiny and shave the remainder of his rapidly balding hair or do whatever he possibly can to hang on to those remaining follicles.

President Trump’s ghoul of a policy adviser, Stephen Miller, has gone his own way: the spray-on-hair route, perhaps one of the, uh, boldest, responses to a bald future.

What is behind this pivot? Does he feel insecure? Did he just watch one of those ‘90s GLH commercials and get inspired?

(Excerpt) Read more at theslot.jezebel.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: balding; hair; stephenmiller
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I saw the exceptionally intelligent Stephen Miller the other day on television.

What would come over a very smart guy like him to cause him to do this to his head .... in public?

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..... sorry about this setofwords in the article: "President Trump’s ghoul of a policy adviser....."

Stephen is great, and says he's staying at least through 2020.

1 posted on 12/19/2018 7:30:37 AM PST by a little elbow grease
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To: a little elbow grease

Who cares this guy is beyond awesome. He could wear a clown with for all I care


2 posted on 12/19/2018 7:32:47 AM PST by steel_resolve (And an angel still rides in the whirlwind and directs this storm)
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To: a little elbow grease

“Stephen is great, and says he’s staying at least through 2020.”

I second those remarks.


3 posted on 12/19/2018 7:33:29 AM PST by CondorFlight
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To: a little elbow grease

“Bald? I am not a bald man”!


5 posted on 12/19/2018 7:35:14 AM PST by Psalm 73 ("I will now proceed to entangle the entire area".)
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To: a little elbow grease

There are many men who choose to cover their thinning or gone hair in strange ways. Even the President. It’s weird but if they are happy... the helmeted guy on Fox News looks like his brain is being squeezed to death. And the famous election poll group guy wears what looks like a dead squirrel on his head. What can you do? They don’t believe us when we say bald is sexy.


6 posted on 12/19/2018 7:36:56 AM PST by Yaelle
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To: a little elbow grease
Sinatra had a bald spot...and did that spray hair everyday.


7 posted on 12/19/2018 7:38:26 AM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: a little elbow grease
Want to undergo irreversible surgery and damaging hormone therapy to match your body to what your mind thinks it should be? That’s just fine. Fat shaming is bad! Standards are bullying! Facts are racism!

But someone like Miller does something like this, and the non-judge mental left is all over like flies on crap. Just as they’ve taken the dubious (dubious on numerous levels) word of a porn actress that Trump has an oddly shaped pecker and have made it a standard running joke. If you scan DU, the lefty equivalent to FR, you’ll be overwhelmed by the sheer magnitude of jokes about penis size and shape.

8 posted on 12/19/2018 7:41:57 AM PST by TheDandyMan
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To: a little elbow grease

It looks like he may be getting hair transplants.


9 posted on 12/19/2018 7:54:19 AM PST by Rockingham
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To: a little elbow grease

He has to keep his awesome brain warm.


10 posted on 12/19/2018 7:56:47 AM PST by dforest (Just shut up Obama. Maybe everyone should just shut up!)
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To: a little elbow grease

Anyone wanting connection with the name “Jezebel” should be cautiously avoided.


11 posted on 12/19/2018 8:00:04 AM PST by odawg
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To: Yaelle; TheDandyMan; Liz; Psalm 73; W.; Rockingham; CondorFlight; steel_resolve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZlQMLXqw0g

The Fabulous Baker Boys (1989) - Miracle Hair Scene (LMAO) ……….. and a very good movie!


12 posted on 12/19/2018 8:01:56 AM PST by a little elbow grease (Duct tape and cable ties have more worth than pussy hats and resistance.)
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To: a little elbow grease; Lazamataz
I'm not sure if Laz made this but I remember the first time I saw it i could not stop cracking up...the famous Jim Traficant haircut:


13 posted on 12/19/2018 8:08:53 AM PST by DouglasKC
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To: odawg; wardaddy; LS; Lazamataz
"Anyone wanting connection with the name “Jezebel” should be cautiously avoided."

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Bette Davis in Jezebel with the cautious George Brent .....

14 posted on 12/19/2018 8:09:39 AM PST by a little elbow grease (Duct tape and cable ties have more worth than pussy hats and resistance.)
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To: a little elbow grease
What would come over a very smart guy like him to cause him to do this to his head .... in public?

I see the results, but what did he do to get his 'new hair'?

BTW what is the slut.com?

15 posted on 12/19/2018 8:09:57 AM PST by USS Alaska (Nuke all mooselimb terrorists, today.)
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LOL.

Jim was a Quarterback at Pitt when I attended way back when.

How about those fabulous one minute speeches of his on the floor of Congress?

;-)

16 posted on 12/19/2018 8:12:06 AM PST by a little elbow grease (Duct tape and cable ties have more worth than pussy hats and resistance.)
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But someone like Miller does something like this, and the non-judge mental left is all over like flies on crap.

Sorry, but his solution was worse than the problem. My wife uses some sort of shake-on powder for the same purpose on a thinning area toward the back of the top of her head (her hair became permanently thinner after several rounds of chemo). You can use something like that for a small area near the back, and this works well for my wife. But if you are going to paint the front of your scalp like Stephen Miller you are going to look ridiculous (hence the ridicule). I think he chose...poorly.

17 posted on 12/19/2018 8:14:53 AM PST by Sans-Culotte (Time to get the US out of the UN and the UN out of the US!)
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To: a little elbow grease

The original product as sold through cheesy TV ads experienced a raft of lawsuits. One of them described a customer as suffering the distress of having his spray-on hair fall off just as he was about to consummate a romantic encounter.


18 posted on 12/19/2018 8:16:02 AM PST by Rockingham
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To: USS Alaska
BTW what is the slut.com? --

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I have no idea...... never heard of it.

I saw Stephen the other day, saw his head looking different, and today I searched for a story on the "new look".

The title of this article matched how I was wondering about his appearance.

My opinion, he should have left his head alone. He is a cool looking guy with a brilliant mind and sense of humor.

Be well ......

19 posted on 12/19/2018 8:17:24 AM PST by a little elbow grease (Duct tape and cable ties have more worth than pussy hats and resistance.)
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To: USS Alaska
By the way, check your eyes.

"It's the slot".

20 posted on 12/19/2018 8:18:44 AM PST by a little elbow grease (Duct tape and cable ties have more worth than pussy hats and resistance.)
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