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Dispute over potato leads to stabbing, arrest in Nassau County (FL)
WOKV-AM ^ | November 26, 2018 | Arielle Wysocki

Posted on 11/27/2018 7:02:18 PM PST by LouieFisk

A 36-year-old man has been arrested in Nassau County after deputies say he stabbed a woman in the head with a fork, during an argument over a baked potato.

According to the arrest report we’ve obtained from the Nassau County Sheriff’s Office, deputies were dispatched to a residence on Susi Lane around 11:30 pm on Sunday, after receiving a call that a person had been stabbed.

When deputies arrived, they made contact with the victim, who had multiple stab wounds and blood on both sides of her head, according to the arrest report.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: chat; crime; floridaman; floriduh; fork; nassaucounty; notnews; ohouch; potato; potatopuns; stabbing
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To: LouieFisk
Great comments above!

The perp is in major tuber-oble now!

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41 posted on 11/27/2018 7:41:11 PM PST by Seaplaner (Never give in-never, never,never...except to convictions of honour and good sense. Winston Churchill)
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To: LouieFisk
He's just lucky this guy wasn't there.


42 posted on 11/27/2018 7:42:53 PM PST by Cuttnhorse (Never fear the cow)
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To: Seaplaner

“The perp is in major tuber-oble now!”

You’d think that with that many eyes he’d see the error of his ways.


43 posted on 11/27/2018 7:43:27 PM PST by LouieFisk
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To: LouieFisk

He’ll be lucky if they don’t remove his pringles.


44 posted on 11/27/2018 7:44:55 PM PST by Cuttnhorse (Never fear the cow)
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To: LouieFisk

I think that pun spuddered out. I’m too whipped to think of anymore myself.


45 posted on 11/27/2018 7:45:33 PM PST by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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To: Cuttnhorse

“He’s just lucky this guy wasn’t there.”

Well, at least now the perp is behind bars and has time to medi-tate on the consequences of his crime.


46 posted on 11/27/2018 7:47:28 PM PST by LouieFisk
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To: TigersEye

“I think that pun spuddered out. I’m too whipped to think of anymore myself.”

That’s okay. I’m still rooting for you anyway.


47 posted on 11/27/2018 7:48:36 PM PST by LouieFisk
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To: LouieFisk

Thanks. Being well-rooted, I know that’s the way the bacon crumbles.


48 posted on 11/27/2018 7:50:27 PM PST by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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To: LouieFisk

Related?

Overshadowed by opioids, meth is back with a vengeance
Nov. 27, 2018
https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/overshadowed-opioids-meth-back-vengeance-n940701


49 posted on 11/27/2018 7:53:43 PM PST by familyop ("Welcome to Costco. I love you." - -Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy")
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To: LouieFisk

Spud Blood.

50 posted on 11/27/2018 7:58:31 PM PST by Songcraft
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To: LouieFisk

This was only an hour or so north of Spuds.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spuds,_Florida


51 posted on 11/27/2018 8:06:22 PM PST by skepsel (Apres moi, le deluge.)
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To: Jeff Chandler

I’d call it hangry in this case.


52 posted on 11/27/2018 8:16:19 PM PST by GnuThere
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To: LouieFisk

I hope someone cuts his spud off some day.


53 posted on 11/27/2018 8:26:22 PM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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To: LouieFisk

He wanted a BB gun for Christmas but Santa declined, fearing he’d shoot his eye out. So this Christmas he got a fork instead...


54 posted on 11/27/2018 8:42:01 PM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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To: deport
Crumpton told deputies that he threw a fork at the victim during a dispute over a potato, and that Crumpton thought the fork “glanced off her head,” according to the arrest report.

Ah, it figures. The notorious mobster, Hungry Jack Crumpton, hiding out down in Florida with all the retired old perogies.

55 posted on 11/27/2018 8:47:22 PM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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To: TigersEye

Tuber, or not tuber.
That is the question.


56 posted on 11/27/2018 9:55:53 PM PST by Salamander (My Soul's On Fire...)
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To: LouieFisk

I am sure she got under his skin...but he had a good tine anyway.....ray price...where are you?....for the good tines.....


57 posted on 11/27/2018 10:30:43 PM PST by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.)
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To: SaveFerris; Chode; Squantos

I watched a Buddy warn another at the Lunch table in High School to stop stealing Tater Tots off His tray or there would be a hand stabbing.

Well dumbshit grabbed for another one and ended up with 4 holes in the back of the hand.

My buddy reached out and held the guys hand down and pulled the fork out, wiped it off and went back to His lunch

Perforated boy says”YOU STABBED ME!!!”

My Buddy said “I warned you” and finished lunch, got up and went to turn in the tray and the full auto assault fork.

Never again were Tots stolen.


58 posted on 11/27/2018 10:37:15 PM PST by mabarker1 (Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!!)
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To: mabarker1

He was stabbing tater tots in a lunch room, on a lunch table with implements provided by the school ...... dip shit dork’s hand got in the way. Such dorks are the reason we have sporks ......


59 posted on 11/27/2018 10:51:26 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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To: Jeff Chandler

Hangry !


60 posted on 11/27/2018 10:54:03 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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