Posted on 11/13/2018 10:57:38 AM PST by Kaslin
Are you kidding?
This is such a great idea!
I am starting to feel like it... why yes, yes I am.
I now identify as 65 can I start drawing my SS now?
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I want the 'Laws of Gravity" repealed!
I wanna FLY!!!!!
We’ve already had coaches trying that on resumes! George O’Leary!
I want to claim to be 70 and colect the highest SS payment I’m entitled to.
So, I can also claim to be older and retire at full benefits?
All of this insanity is created by liberals who want what they want no matter what.
...Next thing you know, Michael Moore is identifying as Melania!
(Note I have the class not to bring up the Clintons or Omoeba's...!)
Liberals have long past wanting with a focus......they simply ‘want’ like an addict who is fixed on his next fix before he’s over the latest one. They’re appetite is insatiable.
I'm speaking from experience.
“Hey, I have known some 14 year olds that had the mindset to make great drivers... They sure did fine two years later when it was legal for them to drive.”
My GF’s nephew has a 12 year old boy who can drive a front end load, tractor, dump truck and other mechanized equipment. He drives all over the farm in a pickup and knows how to maintain all of the farm equipment.
I want my social security and pension now. I want to access all my funds regardless of age with no penalty.Age is more fluid then gender.
Why would a person,especially in this day & age,want to go back & live through more of this crap we put up with nowadays? Depending on what kind of job they might get,they might decide at some point that they couldn’t physically cope with it because of their actual physical age,& then maybe they would wish they had kept their mouth shut & not lied about their actual age. That could be ONE of the problems of doing something like this.
We need age equality... everyone is the same age.
LOL
I’m sure the Leftists will think on that long and hard.
Can you Imgine this one?
But judge.. We went to college together and graduated together!
Judge: Yes, but she self identifies as 12, under the age of consent.. Just give her your house and 401k and call it even..
I coulda had my lifetime National Park pass years ago before they raised the price to $80 if the Feds would have bought into this idea.
Inspired by this I decided to be 45 years old so I just gave 6 of my nieces 7 more birthdays each deducted from my birthday
Age isn’t fixed — it changes every day. It can also change at a slower rate, under the right circumstances. (Unlike biological sex, which is fixed.)
Space travellers age at a slower rate, than the earth
-bound. That’s what the Theory of Relativity predicts.
If a man born 69 years ago had spent at least 20 years traveling in a very (very!) fast spaceship, he could return to earth as a 49 year old man. (No matter how long, or fast he went, he wouldn’t return as a woman.)
Age discrimination doesn’t seem to be among the great concerns of the leftist activists. I wonder why that is...
Why is anything fixed? Reality doesn’t exist. You are what you think you are. I kind of feel like a flying unicorn today.
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