On some days, I'm Captain Kirk instead.
What about the George Burns song “I Wish I Was Eighteen Again”?
He can't buy a new house or choose a different car at 69?
LOL, I’m close to 80 now, but I would like to be 22 again. That way I can drive my Kia down to the beach and pick up a couple of bikini clad 20ish babes. Even the gray haired ones with walkers who are telling me they are 22? The world has truly gone nuts, and who the hell is leading the parade of nuttiness? Who else?
Why not. It’s as absurd as trying to make a man into a woman.
It may be a biological reality that I am 230 pounds, but I want people to recognize me as a 6-pack 170 pounder. I am tired of being called fat. If people are made to recognize me as the weight and shape I desire, then my feelings will not be hurt. I demand it to be so.
Then, lets see...it may be a biological reality that I am bald, but...
Simply put, he wants to lie about his remaining life span.
From where I sit that is the fraud. He can say he is whatever age, but to have his birth certificate altered, how can anyone’s birth certificate be trusted. Just sayin’.
I’m just so confused. About EVERYTHING happening on this planet. Everyday it’s something new. Not good. Just new
And just when I think we’ve reached the absolute bottom of all that is gross, base, ridiculous and just plain annoying, here comes another sick twist with the blue plate special of the day
i can see a lot of 15 year olds wanting to be 21 to buy booze, a lot of 40 year olds wanting to be 65 so they can collect social security, etc...
It’s just the next logical step. Unfortunately Liberals are illogical, but the rest of us could see this coming. And much worse.
“biological, chromosomal male “
If you say male, you don’t have to add biological or chromosomal.
Same for mother. If you say mother, you don’t need to add biological or birth.
“surrogate mothers” are not mothers. “Transgender males” are not males.
Maybe a matchmaker can make him a match?
Fiddler on the roof - Matchmaker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59Hj7bp38f8
Will this war on reality finally devour itself?
Since delusion is now mainstream, I’m thinking about demanding a change on my birth cert to make me Napoleon Bonaparte, with a corresponding birthdate, so I can return from exile and social funds from both the US and France. Let the APA deal with that.
Why doesn’t he just “identify” as a 45 year old? That’s fashionable nowadays.
If you’re 25 and want to change your age to 70 because you feel that old (and can collect social security) can you do it?
There are already several people on Earth, whose physical age is less than their chronological age. Astronauts and Cosmonauts. It’s consistant with known science — the Theory of Relativity.
If a man, borne 69 years ago, had set out (say) 30 years ago, on a round trip in a very fast spaceship, he could conceivably return to Earth as a 49 year old. However, that same man, no matter how hard he tried, could never change his sex. (Change gender? Sure, gender is just a social construct.)
Meanwhile, all of us are time travellers. Unfortunately, it’s a one way trip, and we’re all headed the same way.
Years ago, when my grandmother would complain about being old, I would encourage her to have her date of birth changed on her birth certificate. She never listened to me.
And a letter signed by 1,600 scientists made clear that, when it comes to biological sex, scientific fact must give way to perceptions and feelings.
So, not only do these scientists strangely claim that, “There are no genetic tests that can unambiguously determine gender, or even sex.”
They aren’t scientists they are progressives for whom the ends justify ignoring facts and scientific evidence. . . in favor of the unhealthy ad hoc touchy-feely percevived realities of mentally ill, noisy troubled people demanding attention. What they wish is not even testable, much less measurable. . . while what the sexual characteristics ARE both definable and testable in the laboratory.
On some days, I'm Captain Kirk instead.
Nurse Ratched. Please pickup the white courtesy phone.