Florida woman allegedly on crack, meth runs naked to get away from 'giant spider,' police say

FoxNews ^ | August 8, 2018 | Madeline Farber

[Chauncey Gardiner]

Harmless crazy ...

[C210N]

I should’a known, being a 210 driver!

But, this clearly illustrates how crack and meth is key to focusing and contemplating to derive the logical and correct path to maximizing evasion velocity.

[probably akin to thinking her way out of a knife in the park scene of “Limitless”]

[Pollster1]

I’ll never understand how getting in the buff helps one evade a giant spider.

It's a horror movie thing. I'm not sure why, but the girl running from the monster/psycho always seems to lose at least her top as she runs through the woods. Maybe when you're on meth, you naturally follow that familiar script because the movie repetition makes that seem normal to druggies.

[Leep]

She’s starring in her own “real life” Sci fi movie.

[\/\/ayne]

Everyone knows you need a good dirt bike and
jumping skills to get away from giant spiders.

[Doogle]

Las...you’d hit the giant spider if you could catch it....

[DungeonMaster]

I’ll never understand how getting in the buff helps one evade a giant spider.

The spiders wait for you to get naked, then they attack!

[JusPasenThru]

Not necessary. I’m vacationing in Florida right now. I was approached by a giant spider and I told it to eff off. Off it went.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

So this is the "high" that is so much fun?

Running naked from a giant spider.

Yeah... think I will pass.

[OldMissileer]

I’ve lived in Florida almost all my life.

I never get to see this stuff........................

From looking at her photo you are one lucky guy.

[Red Badger]

Well, my eyes ain’t what they used to be......................

[RandallFlagg]

Looks like the prop used in The Giant Spider Invasion filmed in Gleeson and Merrill, Wisconsin.
I visited there a few years ago.

[Oatka]

The animal world has similar problems:

[Army Air Corps]

Sharp eye, my FRiend.

[Daaave]

I'm in North FL. Seriously, I have giant spiders on my property. They're called Carolina Wolf Spiders. And they're as creepy as you can imagine. I felt one crawl over my bare foot once. I didn't see it until the deed was done.

[BradyLS]

TERRIFIC

RADIANT