Posted on 07/09/2018 5:07:16 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Help! President Donald Trump so completely controls my mind that I have been physically weakened to the extent that I can even open jars!
Brigid Delaney, a fitness writer for the Australian edition of The Guardian newspaper, claimed on July 4 that the election of Donald Trump sent her into such a funk that she quit going to the gym with the result that her body strength declined precipitously. Delaney made her revelation of Trump's complete domination of her mind and body in I stopped going to the gym because of Trump. Now I can't open jars:
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YES!
The Guardian finds the stupidest people to write for them. Where they find them...
Guardian Writer Claims Trump Made Her Too Weak to Open Jars>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Kryptonite to liberals indeed. He is like black mamba snake venom to liberal fascists.I am really getting to feel a great respect for PDJT, he is a bull dog, a fighter , the likes of whicvhi the office has rarely seen.
PDJT has figured out ways to take up perpetual residence in the brains opf the deluded left, forcing them into more extreme delusion , to the point where the entire Democrap Party is in disarray, disunified, underfunded, and without credible leadership or policy.( IMPEACH HIM! RESIST and hide your daughters, Trump is coming to town! ...is not a policy.)
November should be a great opportunity for the GOP, if the RINOs can pull their heads out of their respective rectums long enough.
“The picture answers everything. She’s the type that decided she wanted to get in shape and lose a few pounds, joined a gym, and gave up after a few weeks.”
Looks like she’s been opening too many food jars her whole life. The heifer needs to hit the salad bar more often.
I was certain this was satire when I saw it the other day.
However, I was delighted to see it wasn’t...I couldn’t stop laughing...so much Fail!
I cannot see how anyone could read this, and upon being told it was NOT satire or parody, could not regard leftists as mentally unstable.
As you said, I love my country, but when someone like Obama was declared the winner in two Presidential elections, I just sucked it up. Leftists apparently cannot do that.
And this person isn’t even an American.
Global MoonBattery on Parade!
Call Nana-Pickles to do it for her.
Oh wait, the tv crew opened that one for Nana-Pickles late night tv show stunt.
lemme guess, vegetarian?
“For lefties trying to co-opt the terms “triggered” and “snowflake” you will not find a better example than this Aussie...”
She should visit Minnesota and call the cops on a suspected crime in progress.
"Guardian Writer Claims Trump Made Her Too Weak to Open Drawers.
Which is saying something, as her daily wardrobe appears to have descended into stretchpants already.
I am convinced that the Liberals “Trump dergangement syndrome” preceded Trump’s election and was/is just another manifestation of their Liberal derangement syndrome. The only difference was that as long as they thought they were winning they didn’t have to face how extreme was the intellectual cocoon they had wrapped around themselves. All that Trump’s election did was reveal how arrogant and fragile was that cocoon, believing as they did that it was so superior nothing could penetrate it, nothing could shatter it. Had they been more sane about the world and themselves beforehand Trump’s election would not have been the shock it was to so many.
It is interesting that among Conservatives I hear us talking about principles and issues, even when and if Trump happens to be part of that, and even we he is not part of that. And when I was with a bunch of Liberals yesterday, whenever the spoke of politics it was 100% Trump, personally, and never the real underlying issuses. They are so caught up in “Trump” that as we walked more than one commented on some building or another wondering, asking, suggesting that it was or maybe it was another development owned by Trump or his son, or his son-in-law. Even as a Trump supporter, I really have no attraction or concern about the Trump family’s business interests. I don’t think most Liberals were either, until now. They have “Trump on the brain”. Why? His election shattered what they thought of their world, and themselves.
Actually, it sounds like she has a degenerative neuromuscular disease.
Another self-absorbed snowflake of a diva who thinks this drivel is important, sarcastic or mildly entertaining.
This is like reading a word salad selfie for dummies.
It fails on so many fronts that I’m thinking of suing for incurring temporary blindness.
Whatever the Guardian once was, it is now a predictable indicator of Trump Derangement Syndrome and should be used for diagnostic purposes.
There is hope. In 2020, every single one of them will fall on their knees and thank the god of print (or whatever passes for deities in Islamisland) President Donald Trump has once again won to lead the world.
Winning !!
Don’t worry your homely little head and corpulent self darling...you are far away and safe.
“I am woman hear me roar”. “You’ve come a long way baby”.
The more “liberated” they get, the weaker they get.
She’s obviously too weak to open her mind.
Lol. Good job, PJ.
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