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Posted on 05/17/2018 1:28:52 PM PDT by Rummyfan
I do not envy young men in our society. A lot of them grow up without strong male role models. They’re shoved through an education that treats them like defective girls and they come out of that into a world that incessantly feeds them mixed messages. Be chivalrous... chivalry is sexism that means you think women are inferior! Women love strong alpha males... women want men to be sensitive and emotional. It’s your job to take care of and provide for your family… men are expected to do whatever their wife tells them to do, etc., etc., etc. There are so many of these that I could do a whole article on it (Mental note: Do whole article on the contradictory messages men get from society.) There are so many things you have to learn the hard way that I have a whole book on that topic, but here are a few of the most important lessons just for the guys.
1. Rejection Is Not Personal...
(Excerpt) Read more at pjmedia.com ...
Got’cha beat; 42 years, as of today as a matter of fact.
My wife reminded me last night that I had to give the dogs their flea-tick medication and heartworm medication today; she also reminded me that it is our anniversary.
(yeah I know, I am pretty pathetic)
If mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.
Did you see the real-life emergency room segment when the wife sat on the toilet and her butt went all the way in? A small-ish Asian woman. They disconnected the toilet from the floor and brought it in with her in it. She was seriously stuck. Yelled at her husband, “I keep telling you to put the seat down!”
I think they had to call the hospital maintenance man to smash the whole unit.
Think about it - why do rock & sports stars eventually settle down? After 100s 1000s of hook-ups, all they're looking for is something a bit stable.
As far as women being different, never forget that males chose their traits over the span of millions of years of selective breeding. Same is true for men - we are what we are due to trait selection by the frails.
Evolution is a crafty process. At some point, multi cell composition provided a competitive (read: survival) advantage over single cell division. Once mating became the dominant re-reproductive method, then trait selection was off and running.
Think of all the possible combinations that have been rejected over the vast millenia. Ugly genes still show up as recessive re-combinations for certain unfortunates (Hillary supporters & beta cucks), but as has been demonstrated time & time again, they tend not to breed.
So, the next time some ditz holds up everyone at a red light while addictively scanning FB, don't become angry or annoyed, smile and think to yourself, ah I love women!
"Fair" is where pigs get ribbons.
Find a woman richer than you.
More attractive than you.
Whose husband is naive, and nicer (duller) than you.
Then you just gotta gun and run.
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LOL! That’s excellent!
Congratulations. To your wife of course. For putting up with you.
Kidding.
Get a cat or a dog. Neither of you will ever leave ANY of it ‘up’ again.
(My father sometimes left it up, and I fell in a couple of times. Has never happened with my husband.)
100% agreed.
And the lid, as well, before flushing. Keeps the stink down and the toilet 8spray in one place.
Don’t believe me? Try flushing with lid up, in your shorts. And then with lid down.
NY Times Bestseller
"UNDERSTANDING WOMEN"
NOW AVAILABLE IN PAPERBACK !
The toilet seat is the antenna to the female mother ship. It is “Off” when in the up position.
Tom Gresham
Some men can learn about things by reading about them.
Some men can learn about things by watching others...
But some men just have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Mark
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