Posted on 05/07/2018 5:02:20 PM PDT by BeadCounter
Jamie Fox (right) puts a ring on the the hand of Zanele Ndlovu, whose arm was ripped off while canoeing days before her wedding day. (Nkosizile Ndlovu)
A woman whose arm was torn off by a crocodile wasn’t going to let a lost limb get in the way of her wedding -- and she managed to walk down the aisle just days after the gruesome attack.
Zanele Ndlovu, a former national tennis player, got married to Jamie Fox on Sunday at Mater Dei Hospital in Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, where she’s recovering from the crocodile attack, The Sun reported.
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The couple got married at the chapel in Mater Dei Hospital in Bulawayo, Zimbabwe. (Nkosizile Ndlovu)
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Hard to even make this stuff up!
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That’s really sweet....
Crikey!
Reminds me of an old Ogden Nash poem.
I give you now Professor Twist
A conscientious scientist.
Trustees exclaimed “he never bungles”
and sent him off to distant jungles.
Camped on a tropic riverside
one day he missed his loving bride.
She had, the guide informed him later
been eaten by an alligator.
Professor Twist could not but smile.
You mean he said, a crocodile.
The guy really, really wants to get divorce raped someday.
Crocodiles = bad.
Gators = good.
Congrats to the happy couple. May they keep all their remaining limbs.
bride running on Adrenaline
She wins this week’s Hardcore Award. Much respect!
The arm wasn’t so lucky.
A few years ago HBO did a series on The Number One Ladies’ Detective Agency. (It only lasted one season). One case was a disappearing husband who turned out to have been eaten by a crocodile. When Precious Ramotswe finds his watch inside the croc, his grieving widow is relieved that at least he wasn’t cheating on her.
Guess she can only keep him at an arm distance the rest of her life.
Aw, jeez...
Can’t you let it go even for a story like this?
She’s a fighter!
Depends on the croc.
Nile crocs are very aggressive.
Poncho & Lefty
“I’d give my right arm to marry a sweet man like you, Jamie!!”
You can call Zanele Ndlovu “Lefty” now!
Beautiful bride! Best of everything to the 2 of them!
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