1 posted on
03/26/2018 4:50:14 PM PDT by
Kaslin
To: Kaslin
" Of all things to steal, they steal people’s Doritos, the squirrels."
They are recognizable by their bad acne problem.
To: Kaslin
I've got a pear tree in my back yard, and when the pears start to ripen all the squirrels in the vicinity come into the yard to get them. My big Sheltie waits quietly for them and chases them off when they get too close. On a couple of occasions he's caught one, but spat it right back out.
Squirrels are definitely cute.
3 posted on
03/26/2018 4:58:21 PM PDT by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: Kaslin
Rats are scavengers. Squirrels are not. There.
To: Kaslin
Ah! So they DON’T steal food; they steal Doritos.
5 posted on
03/26/2018 5:14:45 PM PDT by
GnuThere
To: Kaslin
My dog killed a squirrel. Just caught him and shook him in his jaws til the poor thing was dead.
6 posted on
03/26/2018 5:18:15 PM PDT by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
To: Kaslin
My sister lets these squirrels into her home where they chew the electrical cords and scratch everything.
She thinks they’re cute.
To: Kaslin
...“They’re nothing but tree rats. They’re nothing but rats with PR. They’re just rats..
Oh, No. They are rats with fancy tails.
9 posted on
03/26/2018 5:20:25 PM PDT by
Sasparilla
( I'm Not Tired of Winning)
To: Kaslin
12 posted on
03/26/2018 5:33:50 PM PDT by
Persevero
(Democrats haven't been this nutty since we freed their slaves.)
To: Kaslin
To: Kaslin
Squirrel bites can carry rabies. No fun.
14 posted on
03/26/2018 5:35:33 PM PDT by
Albion Wilde
(We're even doing the right thing for them. They just don't know it yet. --Donald Trump, CPAC '18)
To: Kaslin
To: Kaslin
Squirrel crime will surge!
16 posted on
03/26/2018 5:42:16 PM PDT by
Crucial
To: Kaslin
“Too many squirrels become a nuisance. They quickly grow dependent on handouts, lose their fear of humans." They sound like Illegals...
21 posted on
03/26/2018 6:06:29 PM PDT by
OrangeHoof
(Donald Trump: Doing the work American politicians just won't do.)
To: Kaslin
I enjoy them fried. Or I use my rabbit stew recipe. Works for squirrels as well.
24 posted on
03/26/2018 6:14:48 PM PDT by
donozark
(Restraining orders are just another way of saying I love you.)
To: Kaslin
27 posted on
03/26/2018 6:36:32 PM PDT by
Iron Munro
(If Illegals voted Republican 66 Million Democrats Would Be Screaming "Build The Wall!")
To: Kaslin
To: Kaslin
I’d rather turn squirrels into pot pie.
39 posted on
03/26/2018 7:31:27 PM PDT by
lightman
(ANTIFA is full of Bolshevik.)
To: Kaslin
"Apparently they’ve got a giant squirrel problem ...."
That's not to be taken lightly.
To: Kaslin
Reminds me of the cartoons by Francis Dahl in the Boston Herald about the squirrels on Boston Common.
45 posted on
03/26/2018 8:19:09 PM PDT by
NonValueAdded
(#DeplorableMe #BitterClinger #HillNO! #cishet #MyPresident #MAGA #Winning #covfefe)
To: Kaslin
And they’ve turned ’em into a bunch of welfare recipients. Squirrels and humans will BOTH increase in numbers as long as you keep on subsidizing them.
52 posted on
03/27/2018 1:52:54 PM PDT by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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