Posted on 02/13/2018 6:45:34 AM PST by Red Badger
Adviser to Khamenei says aid collectors for Palestinians sought to deploy reptiles whose skin 'attracted atomic waves'
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The former chief-of-staff of Irans armed forces said Tuesday that Western spies had used lizards to attract atomic waves and spy on his countrys nuclear program.
It was the latest in a long line of incidents of Western countries, including Israel, being accused of deploying secret agents from the animal kingdom.
Hassan Firuzabadi, senior military adviser to supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, was responding to questions from local media on the recent arrest of environmentalists.
He said he did not know the details of the cases, but that the West had often used tourists, scientists and environmentalists to spy on Iran.
Several years ago, some individuals came to Iran to collect aid for Palestine We were suspicious of the route they chose, he told the reformist ILNA news agency.
In their possessions were a variety of reptile desert species like lizards, chameleons We found out that their skin attracts atomic waves and that they were nuclear spies who wanted to find out where inside the Islamic Republic of Iran we have uranium mines and where we are engaged in atomic activities, he said.
Firuzabadi said Western spy agencies had failed every time.
His comments came after news that a leading Iranian-Canadian environmentalist, Kavous Seyed Emami, had committed suicide in prison after he was arrested along with other members of his wildlife NGO last month.
Several spying allegations involving various creatures have been leveled against Israel over the past years.
In January 2016, Lebanese residents captured a griffon vulture wearing an Israeli tracking device, but released it upon realizing that the transmitter strapped to the bird was intended for scientific research rather than espionage.
Several months earlier, Hamas claimed to have caught a dolphin wearing Israeli spying equipment.
Twice in recent years, Turkish media has highlighted allegations that birds tagged with Israeli university tracking devices were on espionage missions.
In 2012, an eagle with an Israeli tag in Sudan was captured and alleged to be as a Mossad spy.
Two years earlier, an Egyptian official said Israel-controlled sharks may have been involved in a number of attacks on tourists in the Red Sea.
“Charlie Russell is a cannibalism survivor;”
Mental image: lizard with a bandolier, eyepatch, and tiny military boots.
Safe travels.
We’re here!!!
I like what you’ve done with the place, Darks!
Where is the sperm cell on Obungho’s forehead?
Well, you made it and so did I, and that’s what counts! ;o])
Indeed. And while I have made it, it seems my boots are nibbling my toes. I need to go remove them and figure out what's going on.
(Remove the boots, not the toes.)
OK. I know being out of work stresses the Mrs., but I’m really not sure what she’s mad about this time.
She texted me to swing by the supermarket and get a half-gallon of milk. She said if the bananas look fresh get seven.
So now she’s screaming at me about what she’s supposed to do with seven half-gallons of milk. I told her she shouldn’t ask me to bring it home if she doesn’t know what to do with it. And *I’m* the unreasonable one.
I use the turkey giblets PLUS I buy a pack of chicken gizzards and livers, cook them with the turkey giblets in a pressure cooker, then reserve the liquid, chop them up fine and add celery, onion, black pepper, sage and browned flour, and it makes a meal all by itself!...............
UV light will show the evidence.
It's actually a dragon.
That does NOT look like a monkey! LOL!
But I’m so interested in Tax-chick’s bearded dragons that I’m thinking of getting one of my own, own day.
A lie, our reptiles are currently serving in congress.
YEah. Me too.
Had to grab the carpetbag instead. UGH!
Well of course. After all, it IS a Monitor..
Since all in Iran knows about this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lizard_(film)the accusation is very funny.
I WONDERED where my cigar lighter went.
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