Posted on 01/19/2018 1:39:50 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Chuck Schumer, with his demands that he just presented to Trump, is a nasty, evil, slimy, slick, dysfunctional, demagogic, socialist, communist, fascist, illiberal, big-government, social-democrat, un-God-ly, in-need-of-Saving, troublesome, curmudgeonly, loudmouthed, monkey-wrenching, anti-capitalist, totalitarian, lying, propagandistic, cynical, party-hacking, urchin-like ruffian
If all you say is true, then why isn’t HE in the running for the 2020 Presidential nomination?
Dear Chuckie,
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.
You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your speeches of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.
May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you.
You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.
You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.
Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and generally Not Good.
Schumer’s IndyMac memo leak may have started the 2008 meltdown.
http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2011/03/was_the_economic_crisis_manufa.html
Now, he is the Dem Senate leader and wants to shut down America.
[and I was Saved 2 days ago, thank God]
Woohoo! Thanks for the praise report!
That’s why I modified my homepage several months ago (DO gave me some inspiration too) in case any lurkers were curious (a few more hyperlinks to come).
OK.
Chuckie is evil.
Water is wet.
Fire is hot.
Ice is cold.
Politics is a scam.
Anything else we can help you with? Glad to hear that you were saved.
He’s a bad banana with a greasy black peel.
You naled it!
We should post all of it to some site and save the link to avoid lots of typing.
Very very useful.
Thank you.
So many candidates; so little time.
fyi
I rejoice with you my brother in YESHUA’S never ending love!
Why not?
It works for the Feinswein bitch!
Satan will work hard on the doubts part. Just remember your salvation does not depend on your efforts or how you feel it depends on Christ. He’s got this.
Can anyone name any Democrat who is a decent human being?
People mocked the WWJD wristlets, but that’s actually the best Q to ask when you’re just starting out. And run into temptation.
Whenever Schmucky is at a podium emitting his political flatulence, he always looks like he is scolding his own navel while doing the funky chicken.
If you were saved 2 days ago, refocus on Christ, study His Plan for you by studying His Word.
Remember what we all have from the Garden of Eden, saved and unsaved alike,....the knowledge of Good and Evil.
That means we all have the ability to discern good and evil. We were condemned because with that knowledge, we will surely die, except through faith in what Christ provided on the Cross.
If somebody commits heinous sins, let God worry about it. Within the bounds of national law and order, criminal behavior can be identified, arrested, charged, judged and prosecuted, with judgments executed, all within faith of Him. But remember, just because one can identify and pursue good, if not done through faith in Christ, it is outside His Plan and simply good for nothingness.
The bigger issue is the trial ongoing at present. It is an appeals trial of all of those already judged to go into the Lake of Fire for all eternity future. The fallen ones believe any and every possible plan they can produce or provoke independent of His Plan may be feasible for them to survive their judgment.
Any injustice, evil or even good performed independent of Him, will ultimately become evidence to all of Creation confirming God’s veracity, immutability, and impecability to prodice the only Plan worthy the authority, honor, grace, power, and righteousness for all eternity past and eternity future.
Let Schumer do what he must, just as Judas did as he insisted. He is accountable for his actions and it will demonstrate to all Creation his foolishness for not following God’s Plan or even his guidance. May he be blessed and God remain as He always has, immutable, veritable, glorious, honorable, with all authority and power, forever and ever. So I believe it through faith in what He has provided us in Christ.
...and those are his GOOD qualities....
Leave the urchins out of this! :-)
For every evil Democrat there is an equally stupid Republican.
People Like chuck shoomah are the reason.
Unfortunately, the same people apply him, foynestoyn, winestein, etc. to Israel, and that's where they become stupid and dangerous. But I am ALL for hating people like shoomah.
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