Posted on 12/16/2017 5:28:33 AM PST by x1stcav
Ladies, have you ever had a person that you care about but he has this annoying habit that grinds your nerves?
Since you're an open and honest human being, you want to talk to him about it, but the one time you alluded to it before, he got all huffy about it. Now, you don't want to bring it up because you're thinking it'll turn into this whole, big thing. So, since he’s a great person, you just ignore it even though you really wish he'd stop doing it. Well, it just may be possible that you're doing something very similar to some of the men in your life. Too harsh? Okay, maybe not YOU, but your loud friend, you know -- the one that doesn't have a lot of tact? She may be doing some of these things and by reading this article, you may be able to help her with things like...
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I never understood the great toilet seat dilemma.
The thing swivels up and down maybe 2 feet? Oh my! Earth shattering HARD work for anyone to put up or down, right?
Please...
I for one drop the lid because as I reach for the flush lever, my face is directly above the bowl.
No thanks.
Gotta say, I don’t quite understand women who have the wherewithal to walk to the correct room (bathroom), correctly identify placement of the commode, drop their drawers at 3am yet not enough wherewithal to even LOOK to see if the seat is down.
I as a man, I have once or twice plopped down into the abyss. Did I get mad? You bet. I was furious with myself for being so stupid/lazy to not look/fix it.
Well if she’s like my wife, the beginning of the conversation might have started a couple of days ago but it started with one sentence that was in the middle of a 15 minute long, rapid fire rant about something totally unrelated.
Well, Jesus did promise that the situation in the future will be better:
At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven.
Yeah! Couldn’t you leave the seat up at home?
Lol!!!
I have a HUGE pet peeve... I travel for work and practically live in airports so I cannot for the life of me understand how men can stand within INCHES of a urinal - and miss.
Same with the toilets. It’s a 2 foot oval! HOW do you miss?!?
Makes me crazy. Yeah...im that guy in the next stall grumbling about this...
LOL !
I glued the remote to the table
I win this one all the time,
I require that she also lowers the cover.
So I get to chastize her for not closing it totally and within a day the complaints stop because she’ll never close the lid.
I like that idea....may try it, but with something a little less permanent, like the new wall hanging velcro like pieces...and, it's my HUSBAND who's always moving things to a "different" place
“5 Things Women Do That Secretly Annoy Men”
Only 5? You’ve got to be kidding! That’s a start.
What seems to have compelled you to take a flying backwards butt-leap onto the toilet in the dark in the first place? Isn’t that sort of dangerous? Even if the seat was down there might be a spider there just lurking and... waiting.
Think of it as the female equivalent of a man keeping odd nails and screws in a jar in his workshop because they might come in handy someday. Just a different kind of hoarding. ;-)
“What annoys me is that 90% of the clutter and crap laying out in the house is hers. But if I leave anything out she puts it away.”
Puts away? How about more like hides.
“Can’t live with “em or without “em.”
........there would be a bounty on them.
“Sometimes I think that Adam’s rib should have been barbecued.”
First time the snake got a man in trouble.
The only thing I do to Mr. GG2 that rises to the level of marriage felony is finish his sentences for him. I am seeking help. :-)
Having had to clean restrooms when I was “pool manager” back in college I can say there are worse things than merely cleaning urine off of the floor, and women are the worst offenders. Seems many won’t sit on public toilet seats so they “hover” and spray all over everything. Then there are the clogged toilets because they’re just too embarrassed or grossed out to wrap a used tampon or femine napkin in toilet paper and put it in the trash can. No, they have to flush it and after a few of those the toilet backs up and floods the restroom, meaning some poor schlub gets to look at a whole glob of used feminine products mixed with feces when he has to clean up after their delicate sensibilities.
“I’d love to see what women are like in the year 2517.”
Don’t have to wait...there will be no change. Men on the other hand...those few that survive...will be 3 feet tall with vestigial genitalia like the appendix.
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