What seems to have compelled you to take a flying backwards butt-leap onto the toilet in the dark in the first place? Isn’t that sort of dangerous? Even if the seat was down there might be a spider there just lurking and... waiting.
“a spider there just lurking and waiting..”
LOL! At two a.m., I’m in a cloud. I figure if there is a spider... my tushy would just crush it and I wouldn’t be the wiser. :)