To: Red Badger
Cell phones are atomic bombs!
Throw them in the river!
Wait.
That’ll just give us Godzilla.
Throw them in my neighbor Steve’s yard!
Keep your filthy leaves outta my yard, Steve!
2 posted on
12/15/2017 9:36:49 AM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Red Badger
I personally think having my skull irradiated as I talk on the phone us why I haven’t developed brain cancer...
3 posted on
12/15/2017 9:38:09 AM PST by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: Red Badger
Translation: carrying a cell phone will soon be illegal in California.
4 posted on
12/15/2017 9:38:12 AM PST by
PIF
(They came for me and mine ... now it is your turn ...)
To: Red Badger
How about: Hang the damn things up once in awhile and use them as a servant, not a master?
Mine stays in the car most of the time unless I know I am going to a place where I could be waiting awhile or one of the select few people with whom I share the number might need to reach me.
6 posted on
12/15/2017 9:42:01 AM PST by
Vigilanteman
(ObaMao: Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man. How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?)
To: Red Badger
Actually, businesses everywhere could require employees’ cell phones be collected while working, to protect their health. Family calls the company if there’s an emergency (old school, worked fine).
Millennial workers might then become productive!
7 posted on
12/15/2017 9:43:15 AM PST by
polymuser
(Its terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged today. - Chesterton)
To: nobody in particular
hmm...lessee here...
radiation from cell phones...millions of cell phones...California...
..a cellphone radiation tax is in the future...
9 posted on
12/15/2017 9:45:43 AM PST by
SGCOS
To: Red Badger
The research suggests cellphones could increase our risk for... low sperm count, headaches, as well as impaired memory, hearing, and sleep. Jeeez doc, you just described the symptoms of marriage...
10 posted on
12/15/2017 9:46:28 AM PST by
rjsimmon
(The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
To: Red Badger
Wrap your head in aluminum foil. Problem solved.
15 posted on
12/15/2017 9:52:33 AM PST by
Dr. Wu
To: Red Badger
I've got a better idea: if you are this psychosomatic and paranoid, DON'T BUY A CELLPHONE! In fact, DON'T BUY ANYTHING ELECTRONIC!
As an RF engineer who works my butt off to make sure my company's products meet RF exposure standards agreed on by our industry, this crap burns me up.
16 posted on
12/15/2017 9:52:42 AM PST by
backwoods-engineer
(The GOP-Democrat-Media Uniparty must be destroyed.)
To: Red Badger
Most recent Leftist list of issues to game in current times:
Net neutrality
Global warming
Weather
Russian Election Tampering
Sex abuse charges against Trump
Whites procreating
Cell phones
More items too numerous to list here...
21 posted on
12/15/2017 10:09:25 AM PST by
DoughtyOne
(McConnell, Ryan, and the whole GOPe are dead to me.)
To: Red Badger
Most recent Leftist list of issues to game in current times:
Net neutrality
Global warming
Weather
Russian Election Tampering
Sex abuse charges against Trump
Whites procreating
Cell phones
More items too numerous to list here...
22 posted on
12/15/2017 10:10:17 AM PST by
DoughtyOne
(McConnell, Ryan, and the whole GOPe are dead to me.)
To: Red Badger
Don't forget to protect your head . . .
To: Red Badger
Did John McCain use on of those 3 Watt handheld Blaupunkt Phones like I used to have?
26 posted on
12/15/2017 10:42:11 AM PST by
Kickass Conservative
( THEY LIVE, and we're the only ones wearing the Sunglasses.)
To: Red Badger
This is why Obamaphones were given out for free. To keep the Democrat in control.
28 posted on
12/15/2017 11:04:59 AM PST by
encm(ss)
(Diesel Boats Forever!)
To: Red Badger
This is why Obamaphones were given out for free. To keep the Democrat in control.
30 posted on
12/15/2017 11:14:49 AM PST by
encm(ss)
(Diesel Boats Forever!)
To: Red Badger
That’s funny...I’ve never actually SEEN John McCain talking on one.
33 posted on
12/15/2017 12:02:28 PM PST by
OldSmaj
(The only thing washed on a filthy liberal is their damned brains.)
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