Posted on 11/30/2017 3:11:44 AM PST by markomalley
I'm not one hundred percent convinced that 2017 is real but, operating for now under the assumption that it is, here's a thing that happened.
Dana Nessel, Democrat candidate for Michigan Attorney General as a new marketing campaign that boils down to "vote for me because I don't have a penis." She seems to think that's the best way to avoid sexual harassment. In her ad, she says:
If the last few weeks have taught us anything, its that we need more women in positions of power, not less. So when youre choosing Michigans next attorney general, ask yourself this: Who can you trust most not to show you their penis in a professional setting? Is it the candidate who doesnt have a penis? Id say so.
That's not at all what the last few weeks have taught normal people. Victims have, hopefully, learned that there are people who care, and that it's safe to come forward. Those who might otherwise show their wares in unwelcome situations should have learned to think twice before behaving inappropriately.
We have also seen men standing up for women and, when in a position to do so, going so far as to fire predators. Most men do not harass women. While we have yet to see a prominent woman accused of sexual harassment, let's not act as though the problem here is "men" and the solution is "women." The problem is an environment which kept these assaults secret, and those secrets are coming out.
Merit matters a whole lot more to me than demographics so, as a Michigander, I'm going to go ahead and vote for the best candidate, rather than for or against a candidate's genitals. That's the conservative way.
She has one, she just to strap it on is all.
One Jenny Grandstand was enough to last a lifetime in Michigan.
No way would I vote for a man-hating sexist feminazi.
She wishes she had one. Penis envy.
This twist isn’t bad looking. Too bad she’s a nutso commie rag muncher.
Egads, I’m sure they’ll grow up normal. :|
But but but but what if you go all tranny on us. Will you show off your new plastic model A-1 penis then? These people are insane!
What a stupid slogan...from a stupid person...
I privately refer to ol’ Mitch McCuckold as the ‘Antediluvian Queen’...
Look at all of the female teachers in power who sexually abuse the children in their care.
It is a feminazi myth to believe that only men in power are sexually inappropriate.
As if lesbians never take advantage of women. Pfft.
Vote for the Vagina 2.0
What we will see is a big c##t.
According to the Demoncrap party, “she” can IDENTIFY as anything “she” wishes at any given time, any given day, any given hour.
So if manly bits are currently offensive, then “Vote for Me! I don’t have manly parts!” When those winds shift, it’ll be “Vote for Me! I don’t have lady bits!”
I swear these people have ZERO clue about human nature. In fact, they do everything in their power to go against it, science be damned (unless we’re talking about AGW).
The insanity continues.....
Well... not that this is the best case to make the point but I’ve been thinking ever since the ‘sexual harassment’ pot started boiling over that we would see a bunch more women use this as a reason to put them into power i.e. “Vote for me. I’m a woman and therefore I can guarantee that there is no sexual harassment in my history. My opponent is a guy which by nature means he can’t make that guarantee”... or something like that.
I’m surprised the LGBTGFPJTTSBBNJQQT community hasn’t lynched Jim Carey for that yet.
Hmm ... perhaps this is the plan all along. Expose (pun intended) all of the sexual deviancy that the news industry and politics KNEW existed in order to make men look bad. Why? Hillary 2020 ... that’s why.
Its coming. Thatll be the next phase - retro punishment.
She may not have a penis, but she might have a high-powered vibrator. Just sayin’.
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