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Female MI Candidate: Vote For Me So You Won't Have to See a P*n*s
Truth Revolt ^ | 11/29/17 | Amelia Hamilton

Posted on 11/30/2017 3:11:44 AM PST by markomalley

I'm not one hundred percent convinced that 2017 is real but, operating for now under the assumption that it is, here's a thing that happened. 

Dana Nessel, Democrat candidate for Michigan Attorney General as a new marketing campaign that boils down to "vote for me because I don't have a penis." She seems to think that's the best way to avoid sexual harassment. In her ad, she says:

If the last few weeks have taught us anything, it’s that we need more women in positions of power, not less. So when you’re choosing Michigan’s next attorney general, ask yourself this: Who can you trust most not to show you their penis in a professional setting? Is it the candidate who doesn’t have a penis? I’d say so.

That's not at all what the last few weeks have taught normal people. Victims have, hopefully, learned that there are people who care, and that it's safe to come forward. Those who might otherwise show their wares in unwelcome situations should have learned to think twice before behaving inappropriately.

We have also seen men standing up for women and, when in a position to do so, going so far as to fire predators. Most men do not harass women. While we have yet to see a prominent woman accused of sexual harassment, let's not act as though the problem here is "men" and the solution is "women." The problem is an environment which kept these assaults secret, and those secrets are coming out. 

Merit matters a whole lot more to me than demographics so, as a Michigander, I'm going to go ahead and vote for the best candidate, rather than for or against a candidate's genitals. That's the conservative way.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Michigan
KEYWORDS: dana; nessel
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To: markomalley; BillyBoy; fieldmarshaldj; GOPsterinMA; NFHale; stephenjohnbanker

She has one, she just to strap it on is all.


21 posted on 11/30/2017 4:11:55 AM PST by Impy (The democrat party is the enemy of your family and civilization itself, forget that at your peril.)
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To: Impy

One Jenny Grandstand was enough to last a lifetime in Michigan.


22 posted on 11/30/2017 4:17:26 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj ("It's Slappin' Time !")
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To: markomalley

No way would I vote for a man-hating sexist feminazi.


23 posted on 11/30/2017 4:17:44 AM PST by I want the USA back (Cynicism may just keep you from going insane in a world that has chosen its own demise.)
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To: markomalley

She wishes she had one. Penis envy.


24 posted on 11/30/2017 4:23:55 AM PST by polymuser (Its terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged today. - Chesterton)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

This twist isn’t bad looking. Too bad she’s a nutso commie rag muncher.


25 posted on 11/30/2017 4:24:38 AM PST by Impy (The democrat party is the enemy of your family and civilization itself, forget that at your peril.)
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To: raybbr

Egads, I’m sure they’ll grow up normal. :|


26 posted on 11/30/2017 4:33:34 AM PST by Impy (The democrat party is the enemy of your family and civilization itself, forget that at your peril.)
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To: markomalley

But but but but what if you go all tranny on us. Will you show off your new plastic model A-1 penis then? These people are insane!


27 posted on 11/30/2017 4:36:43 AM PST by jmaroneps37 (Conservatism is truth. Liberalism is lies.)
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To: markomalley

What a stupid slogan...from a stupid person...


28 posted on 11/30/2017 4:37:38 AM PST by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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To: Impy; NFHale; BillyBoy; fieldmarshaldj; stephenjohnbanker

Ray Finkle, is that you?

https://youtu.be/_2LjwM3B688


29 posted on 11/30/2017 5:03:46 AM PST by GOPsterinMA (I'm with Steve McQueen: I live my life for myself and answer to nobody.)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

I privately refer to ol’ Mitch McCuckold as the ‘Antediluvian Queen’...


30 posted on 11/30/2017 5:06:41 AM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: markomalley

Look at all of the female teachers in power who sexually abuse the children in their care.

It is a feminazi myth to believe that only men in power are sexually inappropriate.


31 posted on 11/30/2017 5:09:40 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Did Barack Obama denounce Communism and dictatorships when he visited Cuba as a puppet of the State?)
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To: raybbr

As if lesbians never take advantage of women. Pfft.


32 posted on 11/30/2017 5:10:17 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Did Barack Obama denounce Communism and dictatorships when he visited Cuba as a puppet of the State?)
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To: Deplorable American1776

Vote for the Vagina 2.0


33 posted on 11/30/2017 5:12:06 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Did Barack Obama denounce Communism and dictatorships when he visited Cuba as a puppet of the State?)
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To: markomalley

What we will see is a big c##t.


34 posted on 11/30/2017 5:16:07 AM PST by Kozak (DIVERSITY+PROXIMITY=CONFLICT)
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To: taildragger

According to the Demoncrap party, “she” can IDENTIFY as anything “she” wishes at any given time, any given day, any given hour.

So if manly bits are currently offensive, then “Vote for Me! I don’t have manly parts!” When those winds shift, it’ll be “Vote for Me! I don’t have lady bits!”

I swear these people have ZERO clue about human nature. In fact, they do everything in their power to go against it, science be damned (unless we’re talking about AGW).

The insanity continues.....


35 posted on 11/30/2017 5:35:58 AM PST by Maskot (Put every dem/lib in prison...like yesterday.)
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To: markomalley

Well... not that this is the best case to make the point but I’ve been thinking ever since the ‘sexual harassment’ pot started boiling over that we would see a bunch more women use this as a reason to put them into power i.e. “Vote for me. I’m a woman and therefore I can guarantee that there is no sexual harassment in my history. My opponent is a guy which by nature means he can’t make that guarantee”... or something like that.


36 posted on 11/30/2017 5:46:32 AM PST by hecticskeptic
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To: GOPsterinMA; fieldmarshaldj; BillyBoy

I’m surprised the LGBTGFPJTTSBBNJQQT community hasn’t lynched Jim Carey for that yet.


37 posted on 11/30/2017 5:54:35 AM PST by Impy (The democrat party is the enemy of your family and civilization itself, forget that at your peril.)
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To: markomalley

Hmm ... perhaps this is the plan all along. Expose (pun intended) all of the sexual deviancy that the news industry and politics KNEW existed in order to make men look bad. Why? Hillary 2020 ... that’s why.


38 posted on 11/30/2017 6:00:19 AM PST by al_c (LIBERAL - Laughable Iconsiderate Blaming Entitled Ranting Anti-christian Loudmouth)
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To: Impy; fieldmarshaldj; BillyBoy

It’s coming. That’ll be the next phase - retro punishment.


39 posted on 11/30/2017 6:20:38 AM PST by GOPsterinMA (I'm with Steve McQueen: I live my life for myself and answer to nobody.)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

She may not have a penis, but she might have a high-powered vibrator. Just sayin’.


40 posted on 11/30/2017 6:23:13 AM PST by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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