40 Things No Man Over 40 Should Own

bestlifeonline.com ^ | 7/11/2017 | Eric Spitznagel

[rktman]

There’s an old proverb (or maybe it’s just the title of a Broadway play) that reminds us of the universal truth: “You can’t take it with you.” Though they’re talking about life after death, I believe it applies to your 40s, as well. If you’re a man on the cusp of middle age, there’s a long list of things you should be leaving in the past. I’m talking about everything from scooters that would be mistaken for a child’s to wildly age-inappropriate clothing to the single worst haircut any man can have—especially someone at your dignified station in life.

Now, without further ado, here are the 40 things you should probably say goodbye to immediately. And once you’ve cut these things out of your life, be sure to learn the 40 words and phrases no man over 40 should ever say.

[libstripper]

Flip-flops are close to essential for any man or woman who works out and then showers at the gym. They help to prevent athlete’s foot. A hoodie is also great around the house on a chilly night or morning.

[nobamanomore]

I’m good with the list, other than the ball caps. Never had a flip flop on my feet. As an ex baseball player, I’m wearing my caps!

[rktman]

;-)

[treetopsandroofs]

Thanks for info, kind of knew that already but have really wanted to see the wild and crazy artwork up close.

[wbill]

“Demolition Man” was a whole lot closer to the truth than most liberals would like to admit.

[PA Engineer]

OK. Had to check it out and here are mine.

#1-Hoodies. I have them and use them as part of thermal layering (outdoor winter work). Polyester for winter wear. Canvas like when around welding (hobby) work.

#8-The Art of War. I have a large library. This is one book that should be part of every analog library. Period.

#15-Shot Glasses. Just part of every bar for measurement. Also good weapons to use with rowdy people that make lists of 40 things you shouldn't own.

#22-Baseball Caps. MAGA.

[rktman]

I hear ya. $300+ (BIG +) and more for tiks. Luxury motor coaches and YUGE dj set ups. Celebrity intrusions.

[freedumb2003]

I think of 40 as still a child just barely maturing.

I don’t think style guides and the like kick in until 90.

[wbill]

If you’re over 40 and can still wear black skinny jeans? Rock On!

[left that other site]

I’m gonna be 65 this year and I STILL ain’t giving ‘em up!

[AlaskaErik]

At least a firearm isn’t on the list. I guess something was learned about that modern man article from a few years back.

[left that other site]

LOL!

Keep on Rockin’ in the Free World, Bro. :-)

[Mr Rogers]

He thinks THIS is better head gear than a ball cap:

It is like the comment I saw a few days ago about John Lennon - 'Who takes advice in life from someone who thought Yoko Ono naked was worth seeing hundreds of times, let alone having sex with?'

[sjmjax]

Flip-Flops are mandatory daily footwear where I live. Tevas and sandals are only worn to weddings, funerals and other formal occasions.

And I’ve been over 40 for longer than most people I know have been alive.

[SaveFerris]

I know. I just can’t believe anybody still has one.

Then again, every now and then, I see an Obama ‘08 bumper sticker.

[Red Badger]

Had it not been for my helmet and face shield, I would be dead right now. But Alabama law requires you to wear it, but not in Florida. But I had enough accidents when I was young to know to wear one, even though I don’t have to...............

[servo1969]

No man over 40 should pay attention to a list of things no man over 40 should own. What, are we still in high school? It’s his money and he’ll own whatever he damn well pleases! GFY list writer.

[SaveFerris]

Bob, Bob! Let’s talk about the hair.

[clamper1797]

I’m pushing 66 ... and I teach martial arts at the Master level. I LOVE tossing 25-30 year old junior black belts around when I demo at seminars. I’ll pick out the biggest baddest one in the class to uke (the person I demo on) for me. So saying an old guy should not have the number one authority on war (The Art of War by Sun Tzu) is TOTAL BS. Those well enough trained know that one NEVER picks a fight with the old fat martial artist ... he’s the one with 50+ years of training and experience and could tear an untrained person up without breaking a sweat.

[Yaelle]

Stupid. I love freedom and people should wear what they want. The only ones I agree with is no Guy Fieri hair or speedos.

Most of them are just “snobby elites” deciding for others what is cool. Ignore and be yourself.