[artichokegrower]

The Advance Peace initiative, pioneered in Richmond, essentially pays people with a criminal history of firearms use not to commit crimes.

Beam me up Scotty there is no intelligent life down here

[BenLurkin]

"Are there no men left in Washington Stockton?"

[BipolarBob]

I wanna get in on that. They pay farmers not to grow crops, i wanna be paid not to shoot my neighbors, rob banks and steal Skittles from the convenience store.

[meatloaf]

What happened to the DC program proposed by Mayor Bowser to pay people not to rib?

[Arthur McGowan]

What a rip-off. I’ve spent decades not shooting people, and the government never paid me a dime.

[nickcarraway]

I’ve never shot anyone. How much do they owe me?

[mrsmith]

Social Service worker: “Did your husband shoot you?”
Client: “No, I shot myself. Honest! Please don’t take that ‘no-shooting’ benefit money away!

[ltc8k6]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF2RYhNhBdw

Dole Office Clerk: Did you kill last week?
Gladiator: No.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you try to kill last week?
Gladiator: Yeah.
Dole Office Clerk: Now, listen, this is your last week of unemployment insurance. Either you kill somebody next week or we’re going to have to change your status, got it?

[Viking2002]

Have we really reached new depths of stupid like this? *SMH*

[Kid Shelleen]

But how can they tell who is likely to shoot someone unless they profile?

[Sasparilla]

Of course, it’s a democrat idea. What happens when they run out of other people’s money to pay people not to shoot each other? Does this mean they finally realize guns arent the problem?

[apoxonu]

I din do nuffin, now pays me !

[Reno89519]

Well, I have a shot anybody and 57 years, never. How much is that worth?

[Roman_War_Criminal]

When you actually have a mayor who will pay people to not shoot each other, you know the MOTB is not too far off considering the technological advances made recent.

Crime prevention using RFID technology?

Elon Musk? Zuckerberg? Interested?

[umgud]

If it pays enough, maybe the violent felons in my town will move to Stockton. How much does it pay?

[rktman]

They can send me a check and I’ll stay on my side of the Sierras. Mmmkkkkay?

[parakeets rock]

Beam me up too!

[Mr. K]

Sounds like a great idea- there are a lot of people they could pay me not to shoot.

[libertylover]

I’m 67 and I’ve never shot anyone. How much do I get?

[o-n-money]

He’s braindead Jim.

[TigersEye]

Just a wild guess, I’ll bet they pay extra for not shooting the mayor.