Posted on 05/26/2017 6:15:58 PM PDT by Trump20162020
Contemplating life after devastating loss to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton said that she would like to be buried with copies of all the newspapers that endorsed her.
“I want to be buried with my editorial endorsements,” Clinton said in an interview with New York Times Magazine. “I want an open casket and they can all be piled on top of me. You won’t even be able to see my body.”
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Used as fishwrap or bird cage liner?
That could make quite the funeral pyre.
Why don’t we get the NSA or the Russians or the Chinese to print out those 30,000 emails she destroyed after being subpoenaed, and bury her in those.
I’d just like to see all the damn reporters that endorsed her piled on her.
The world’s going to hell, but at least miserable Hillary is at the bottom of a really deep well.
Those won’t help her in hell.
“...You won’t even be able to see my body....”
But you can probably imagine a large Progressive bag of green oozing pus ....
She wants to be buried? Is there any way to expedite that process?
How appropriate, burying garbage with garbage. I propose the stinkiest landfill in Arkansas for the disposal.
But endorsements didn’t translate into votes....
Entombed in a nonbiodigradable bit of cutural toxin.
I can endorse this idea. So when is she going to be buried?
Hopefully at a crossroads.
Not that we didn’t already know, but this is a very strange woman (and thankfully not, and please Lord never, our president).
I suddenly have the urge to hear “Don’t Fear the Reaper” by Blue Oyster Cult.
“You won’t even be able to see my body.”
Hold that thought, Benghazi Beast. Can we start now, rather than waiting until you’re dead?
That’s the best idea you’ve ever had.
Let’s start right now.
“I want to be buried with my editorial endorsements,” Clinton said in an interview with New York Times Magazine. “I want an open casket and they can all be piled on top of me. You won’t even be able to see my body.”
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Can we do that tomorrow?
I pray that none of the mortician's makeup will stick to her face.
So, yeah, she's gonna need editorials to cover her mug.
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