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Stolen gun falls from inmate's body cavity during search at north Alabama jail
AL.com ^ | March 28, 2017 at 1:05 PM, updated March 29, 2017 at 7:50 AM | Ashley Remkus | aremkus@al.com

Posted on 03/29/2017 2:06:29 PM PDT by COBOL2Java


Jesse Roberts (Limestone County Sheriff's Office)


It's not yet clear whether the owner wants it back, but Limestone County authorities recovered a stolen gun when it fell from an inmate's body cavity during a search at the jail.

Jesse O'Neal Roberts, 23, of Elkmont, was being booked into the Limestone County Jail on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication when the weapon fell from his body, said sheriff's spokesman Stephen Young.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Extended News; News/Current Events; US: Alabama
KEYWORDS: alabama; banglist; chat; conceal; frisk; gun; keisterstash; localnews
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To: Steely Tom

“Oh, that’s where it went.”

OMG LOL


61 posted on 03/29/2017 3:52:22 PM PDT by tuffydoodle ("Never underestimate the total depravity of the average human being.")
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To: Responsibility2nd

Never heard of it and I’m afraid if I google it, my kid will walk up behind me and give my that horrified look....so how ‘bout a short description?


62 posted on 03/29/2017 3:55:04 PM PDT by tuffydoodle ("Never underestimate the total depravity of the average human being.")
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To: COBOL2Java

I’d be concerned about backfiring


63 posted on 03/29/2017 4:00:57 PM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: Vlad The Inhaler

> “Was it a .44 Mag revolver with a 10½ inch barrel?”

Yes. With high profile target sights.


64 posted on 03/29/2017 4:20:43 PM PDT by jim_trent
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To: Responsibility2nd

I googled a description, no pics, thank God. Jeez, this world nucking futs.


65 posted on 03/29/2017 4:21:53 PM PDT by tuffydoodle ("Never underestimate the total depravity of the average human being.")
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To: tuffydoodle

Eeeewwwe! Googled it too and now my ISP/Google/etc can sell I googled it. No telling what ads will pop up now.


66 posted on 03/29/2017 4:28:19 PM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights
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To: COBOL2Java

Prolly a crappy gun.


67 posted on 03/29/2017 4:38:25 PM PDT by Old Yeller (Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
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To: COBOL2Java

Some anti-guy guru will probably report it as a military style automatic rifle with a illegal banana clip.


68 posted on 03/29/2017 4:46:20 PM PDT by wildbill (If you check behind the shower curtain for a slasher, and find one.... what's your plan?)
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To: pawpawrick

when they find out it “fell” out...oh yeah...he’s gonna be REAL “popular”...


69 posted on 03/29/2017 5:05:11 PM PDT by thatdewd (I'm tired of watching stupid people do stupid things stupidly.)
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To: jim_trent
With high profile target sights.

I don't care who you are.

That right there has gotta' hurt!


70 posted on 03/29/2017 5:54:42 PM PDT by Vlad The Inhaler (Best long term prep for conservatives: Have big families & out-breed the illegals & muslims.)
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To: Billthedrill

It’s called a “Keister stash”. Or, if you’re a woman of the female persuasion it’s your “prison purse”. Corrections, 23 years. Been there, seen that, got the t-shirt.

CC


71 posted on 03/29/2017 6:53:21 PM PDT by Celtic Conservative (CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Youve just opened the gates of hell for those who will compulsively Google ‘goatse’.


72 posted on 03/29/2017 7:48:56 PM PDT by T-Bone Texan
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73 posted on 03/29/2017 8:41:41 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Doogle; Fred Nerks

On the 44th pull
His magnum got full
and bullets went off in his cavity

The cat hissed and yowled
As the barrel was fouled
and ended in tragic depravity.


74 posted on 03/30/2017 2:13:59 AM PDT by Candor7 ((Obama fascism article:(http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: Candor7

74 comments...

I feel dirty.


75 posted on 03/30/2017 4:33:05 AM PDT by Big Red Badger (UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
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To: Billthedrill

At least it wasn’t a 90mm recoiless.


76 posted on 03/30/2017 5:07:19 AM PDT by GingisK
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To: Big Red Badger

74 comments...

I feel dirty.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Just think about the Correctional Officer doing the search.U B OK !


77 posted on 03/30/2017 9:04:23 AM PDT by Candor7 ((Obama fascism article:(http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: tuffydoodle

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse.cx


78 posted on 03/30/2017 8:33:28 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Gee; thanks for the warning.


79 posted on 03/31/2017 5:11:34 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: TonyM

“That gives new meaning to ‘concealed carry’.”

Word-for-word what I was going to post. Glad I did a search. :)


80 posted on 03/31/2017 5:15:29 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (“Great spirits have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds." A. Einstein)
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