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Stolen gun falls from inmate's body cavity during search at north Alabama jail
AL.com ^ | March 28, 2017 at 1:05 PM, updated March 29, 2017 at 7:50 AM | Ashley Remkus | aremkus@al.com

Posted on 03/29/2017 2:06:29 PM PDT by COBOL2Java


Jesse Roberts (Limestone County Sheriff's Office)


It's not yet clear whether the owner wants it back, but Limestone County authorities recovered a stolen gun when it fell from an inmate's body cavity during a search at the jail.

Jesse O'Neal Roberts, 23, of Elkmont, was being booked into the Limestone County Jail on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication when the weapon fell from his body, said sheriff's spokesman Stephen Young.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Extended News; News/Current Events; US: Alabama
KEYWORDS: alabama; banglist; chat; conceal; frisk; gun; keisterstash; localnews
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1 posted on 03/29/2017 2:06:29 PM PDT by COBOL2Java
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To: COBOL2Java

Does the owner want his gun back?


2 posted on 03/29/2017 2:07:56 PM PDT by Timpanagos1
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To: COBOL2Java

I believe the term is “deep concealment”. How drunk you’d have to be to manage to jam a .380 where the sun don’t shine is not a matter I’d care to contemplate. I don’t think that’s what gun lube is actually for, but what the hell do I know?


3 posted on 03/29/2017 2:09:57 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: COBOL2Java

Waitaminit!

This guy was out getting his drink on and got arrested, while carrying a gun up in ‘em?

How? Why? WTH?


4 posted on 03/29/2017 2:10:42 PM PDT by Grimmy (equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
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To: COBOL2Java

Oh, that’s where it went.


5 posted on 03/29/2017 2:10:57 PM PDT by Steely Tom (Liberals think in propaganda)
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To: COBOL2Java

This guy is going to be a big hit on the inside.


6 posted on 03/29/2017 2:11:44 PM PDT by Autonomous User (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
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To: COBOL2Java

He’s gonna be popular..................


7 posted on 03/29/2017 2:12:02 PM PDT by Red Badger (Ending a sentence with a preposition is nothing to be afraid of........)
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To: COBOL2Java

Was it loaded?


8 posted on 03/29/2017 2:12:11 PM PDT by Timpanagos1
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To: Autonomous User

GMTA!..................


9 posted on 03/29/2017 2:12:23 PM PDT by Red Badger (Ending a sentence with a preposition is nothing to be afraid of........)
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To: COBOL2Java

“Honest, officer, I must’ve slipped and fell on it, I have no idea how it got in there.”


10 posted on 03/29/2017 2:12:26 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Billthedrill

eeewwwwwwww......

For such a vile deed he deserved to have the gun go off inside.... too bad it wasn’t loaded.


11 posted on 03/29/2017 2:12:31 PM PDT by Enchante (Libtards are enemies of true civilization!)
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To: COBOL2Java

If he was engaged in a drinking, he obviously lost.


12 posted on 03/29/2017 2:12:32 PM PDT by bar sin·is·ter
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13 posted on 03/29/2017 2:13:02 PM PDT by COBOL2Java ("Game over, man, game over!" (my advice to DemocRATs))
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To: COBOL2Java
You're doing it wrong


14 posted on 03/29/2017 2:13:14 PM PDT by bar sin·is·ter
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To: COBOL2Java

There ya go...


15 posted on 03/29/2017 2:13:48 PM PDT by bar sin·is·ter
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To: COBOL2Java

It fell? From a body cavity?

~shudder~

This reminds me of that old internet meme - goatse.

If you don’t know what that is - count yourself lucky. And do not Google it.


16 posted on 03/29/2017 2:13:53 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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The fact that the .380 fell out indicates that fellers holster is accustomed to bigger caliber weapons...just sayin’


17 posted on 03/29/2017 2:14:55 PM PDT by Covenantor (Men are ruled...by liars who rewfuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
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To: COBOL2Java

What’s really impressive is that it was a .44 Magnum


18 posted on 03/29/2017 2:15:28 PM PDT by PGR88
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goatse

That one could have kiestered a 1911 ...

19 posted on 03/29/2017 2:16:20 PM PDT by NorthMountain (The Democrats ... have lost their grip on reality -DJT)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Yikes! You had to remind me. :/


20 posted on 03/29/2017 2:16:46 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (****happy dance**** BIGLY!!!! Shadilay!)
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