I'm sure you Freepers can give these Libtards some helpful suggestions as to how they might modernize their game tokens.
Posted on 02/17/2017 6:13:57 AM PST by Zakeet
It’s game over for Monopoly’s iconic thimble token.
Hasbro, Inc. announced the classic game piece will not be part of an updated version of the board game.
In January, the company launched a worldwide vote, asking fans to pick eight tokens to be included in the next generation of the game. Fans were allowed to choose from more than 50 game pieces, including current and new tokens. Some of the new options included a rubber duck, a bunny slipper and an emoji.
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I'm sure you Freepers can give these Libtards some helpful suggestions as to how they might modernize their game tokens.
Let me guess. Somehow its racist. Perhaps they should replace it with a snowflake.
Why are most of the women in this so-called ‘Movement” ugly and fat?
It’s probably considered sexist (i.e. women having to sew, blah, blah, blah).
The thimble is a symbol of the oppression of women. Maybe it should be replaced with a g string.
No problem with this. Even my darling DIL can’t sew. Fortunately, I do, so no shirt goes unbuttoned.
A computer keyboard, Iphone, coffee mug, baby monitor or a passport could be included.
......and create a new property called a ‘safe space’ where you can put your token if you need a place to protest against the evil Monopoly guy who has gotten rich off the backs of the regular players.
The thimble is one of the lamest pieces anyway.
Who wants to be a thimble when you could be a race car, battleship, or cannon?
Once it was the tinfoil hat that signified certifiable insanity now it is a pink woolen hat - thing difference just modernized.
How many millenials even know what a thimble IS?
Yep, snowflake.
Smartphone, car, game controller, TV, thumb drive, drone...
[Who wants to be a thimble when you could be a race car, battleship, or cannon?]
The thimble is the piece you gave your annoying brother who wanted to join in the game.
bahahahahahahahahaha
Also, need a card or space that lets them redistribute the wealth from the person with the most money.
And a progressive tax rate!
It’s because no one young enough to want to play Monopoly today is going to even know what a thimble is.
The tinfoil hat is the big lock and alarm system meant to keep people from stealing your brain. The pink hat is like the "no stereo" sign on your car window: there's nothing inside worth taking so just keep on walking.
I was thinking "mace," the spike ball on the chain thingie.
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