[Brad from Tennessee]

That a major film studio would entrust an 18-year-old to pick which scripts were read by the producers is hard to believe.

[KC_Lion]

Some script called “Duke Nukem Forever”

[Jeff Chandler]

ping

[Bogey78O]

And that’s how you ensure only the right messaging gets sent out in Hollywood. Toss anything that doesn’t endorse her politics right in the trash.

[rfreedom4u]

I wonder if Barky would let her go work with Roman Polanski?

[Steely Tom]

As someone else said, she's undoubtedly tasked to go through the "slush pile" (the scripts that none of the professionals wanted to wade through) to see if — against all odds — any of them might be worth anyone's time.

[SparkyBass]

"... so, ok, there's like this dude, and he, like, digs getting all high & stuff, and he's, like into bath-houses in Chicago, so then this other guy, he's like an old hippie, but with money and knows all these important people and stuff, he like gets together with the other dude..."

that must have been quite a pitch :)

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[soycd]

Suck natural talent to land such a cush job. /s

[rey]

As a Democrat, she is steeped in fantasy rhetoric. She might prove able in selecting fantasy films.

[Red Badger]

Sinecure.................

[forgotten man]

I wonder what kind of grades she got in math, science, and foreign languages.

[Grampa Dave]

That a major film studio would entrust an 18-year-old to pick which scripts were read by the producers is hard to believe.

[Iron Munro]

“Nope - not enough blacks.”

“Nope - too many white men.”

“Nope - why does the little Maltese dog have to be white?”

“Nope - why does it have to be US flags on the coffins?”

“Nope - too many white lines on the highways.”

[MUDDOG]

Wookie’s daughter in next Star Wars.

[DoughtyOne]

Insufferable family...

Bushes, Clintons, and Obamas, go straight to anywhere where we don’t have to ever hear your names again.

[relictele]

How To Succeed In School, World Travel, Upscale Shopping And Smoking Blunts On The Other Guy’s Nickel Without Really Trying

[Mount Athos]

Should be a big hit

[Lisbon1940]

Everyone starts by reading scripts from the slush pile.

[Calm_Cool_and_Elected]

Another reason to boycott Hollyweird

[pepsi_junkie]

Since she’s Obama’s kid, they’ll have to throw her a bone and make one of her choices in order to stay in good graces. It will surely be terrible and an embarrassment to the studio but they really have no choice. The smart thing to do will be to get George Clooney to star in it so they can be sure nobody will ever see it.