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Vince McMahon to perform “Stand Back” at Trump inauguration (SATIRE)
Kayfabe News ^ | January 10, 20-7

Posted on 01/11/2017 7:36:44 AM PST by Ciaphas Cain

United States President-Elect Donald Trump announced via Twitter this morning that his Jan. 20 inauguration will feature WWE mogul Vince McMahon performing his 1987 smash-hit “Stand Back.”

Although McMahon has not performed the song live since the 37th Annual Slammy Awards in 1987, he agreed to sing it in Washington because his wife Linda, an appointee of the Trump administration, told him to.

The song is ostensibly a tribute to the late Andre the Giant, but Trump tweeted that it is “really about being a winner, and believe me, I’m a winner, bigly.”

According to Washington insiders, the performance will feature Hulk Hogan on bass, the Killer Bees on saxophone, and a horn section featuring Jake Roberts and Brutus Beefcake.

It is believed that the final lines of Stand Back will become the motto of the entire Trump presidency:

“I’m a man running wild, heading for the top, never slowing down, never gonna stop, and along the way you’ll see a lot of men drop. Baby watch ’em drop. Baby, baby, baby, watch ’em drop. Stand back!!!”

(Excerpt) Read more at kayfabenews.com ...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: humor; satire; trump; vincemcmahon
Music video that must be seen to believed at the link.
1 posted on 01/11/2017 7:36:44 AM PST by Ciaphas Cain
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To: Ciaphas Cain

Is this the video linked at the blog?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxtCTaCxDUc

the 80’s were awesome


2 posted on 01/11/2017 7:42:01 AM PST by posterchild
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To: posterchild
One day we will have a very difficult time explaining to our grandchildren that stuff like this really happened.
3 posted on 01/11/2017 7:45:39 AM PST by Ciaphas Cain (The choice to be stupid is not a conviction I am obligated to respect.)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

Tongue and Cheek in your face! This will Light Up the establishment since they have no sense of humor!


4 posted on 01/11/2017 7:47:06 AM PST by Lockbox
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To: Ciaphas Cain

I’ll have to save that link for when I have beer in hand.


5 posted on 01/11/2017 7:49:07 AM PST by posterchild
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To: Ciaphas Cain

I thought he was dead...............oh, Vince, not Ed..............


6 posted on 01/11/2017 7:53:03 AM PST by Red Badger (If "Majority Rule" was so important in South Africa, why isn't it that way here?............)
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To: posterchild
The WWF wrestlers perform "Land of a Thousand Dances".
7 posted on 01/11/2017 7:54:55 AM PST by Ciaphas Cain (The choice to be stupid is not a conviction I am obligated to respect.)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

LOL You’ve got me streaming 80’s music on internet radio now as I work.


8 posted on 01/11/2017 8:02:52 AM PST by posterchild
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To: Ciaphas Cain

THIS. Is BRILLIANT.


9 posted on 01/11/2017 9:40:34 AM PST by Captainpaintball (It appears that we no longer wish to keep our Republic, Mr. Franklin...)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

But before we get to that point, we’ll have to explain the mullet...


10 posted on 01/11/2017 10:44:09 AM PST by DPMD
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To: Ciaphas Cain

I’ve heard that Marie Osmond just said she’d be happy to perform at the Inauguration. Good for her. The Osmonds are decent people.


11 posted on 01/11/2017 11:59:24 AM PST by MayflowerMadam (If you think the party that freed the slaves are the racist ones, you probably are a liberal.)
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