Kinda surprising they found him sitting beside an amp; one would be forgiven for believing he was found wrapped up in bandages and stuffed into a sarcophagus somewhere just outside Cairo.
Keith Richards and Elvis are perfect characters for some “Men in Black” episode.
Of course, Elvis returned to his home planet.
LOL, The headline for the decade!!!
What Keith Richards has taught me is that the key to a long life is chain smoking, doing an insane number of Drugs and drinking tons of hard liquor.
Keith Richards, the new Abe Vigoda.
How can you be SURE he’s alive...look at him!
Didn’t realize this until recently but Keith Richards lives only a few miles from me by Devil’s Den Nature Preserve in Weston, CT. Well it’s one of his homes anyway, I’ve never seen him around town. Nice hiking area though. Maybe I’ll run into him someday on the trail. Be much more likely to see him than to see Crooked Hillary on the trails in Chappequa.
One could substitute Don Imus. Richards and he look like twins separated at birth....
That was hilarious, thanks!!!
Dylan was opening for the Stones when he won his Nobel prize for literature.... Richard’s response paraphrased... “I should’ve got one for chemistry.”
As the old joke goes, if there is ever an all-out nuclear war, the only living things that will survive will be cockroaches and Keith Richards.
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
Woo woo, woo woo
He has been married to Patti Hansen since 1983 when he turned 40. I give her a lot of credit. The short bio I read online says she is a born again Christian.
In 2000-3000 years some archeologist is going to dig up Richards perfectly drug preserved corpse and marvel at our societies amazing preservation techniques. The fact the body is so perfectly preserved will be proof that this being was obviously a king and revered as a demigod.
I’m going to learn how to play electric guitar this year, before it’s too late.
He lived through 1916..........2016 should be a breeze......
He will join the 270 club.
Keith Richards is proof that zombies actually exist!