JUST IN: Trump Receives Letter from Kim Jong-Un Demanding End to ‘Hostile Nuclear Threats’

Young Cons ^ | November 22, 2016 | John S. Roberts

[NYer]

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un had one of his indentured servants write a nine-page paper to President-elect Donald Trump.

That’s the way I see it happening, anyways.

What does Lil’ Kim want?

Demanding an end to ‘hostile nuclear threats’ from the U.S.

Classic, Kim.

From Fox News:

Cheeky North Korea has sent a nine-page letter to the U.S. demanding it stops the ‘hostile nuclear threats’ towards the rogue state and its despotic leader.

The missive sets out what it now expects from American and is being seen by many in Washington as a direct message to new President-elect Donald Trump.

North Korea has kept pretty silent about Trump’s shock victory in the November 8 election[,]but it has now laid out what it wants of the incoming US administration.

The statement, carried by the official Korea Central News Agency, claims Barack Obama’s administration went out of it’s way to “overthrow” Kim Jong Un and his country.

It also accused Obama of “constantly heaping malicious slander and criticism on the DPRK” and said his government pursued an “aggressive and heinous ‘strategic suffocation’ policy.”

Anything else, Mr. Jong-un?

You want any fries with that?

How about you start treating your citizens like they are human beings? Maybe feed them a little better?

Nobody takes you seriously, and I highly doubt the soon-to-be most powerful man in the world has little use for your letter other than to stash it in one of the Obamas’ moving boxes.

Whatever, though. Keep talking, Kim. You can be kind of funny.

[RoseofTexas]

Huh? In the winning column?..LOL!🤗

[al baby]

Never take a last place team lightly

[2ndDivisionVet]

Tungil!

[McGruff]

Mitt will deal with him.

[gaijin]

He wants to be BOUGHT OFF, most often tried (successfully) with South Korea:

Could be food, oil, whatever.

Their GNP is meth, counterfeit currency, weapons and THREATS, usually involving “sea of fire” verbiage in some form.

Trump will handle this GREAT, I believe.

SK and China believe the cheapest route is simply to give juuuust the amount to keep them limping along, one nanometer shy of general collapse.

They poured over the numbers involved in integrating East Germany into West Germany and they blanched —the numbers for SK/NK integration were 300% north of the German figures, they estimated.

[dfwgator]

Give us back the Pueblo then we’ll talk.

[Jan_Sobieski]

The wicked flee when no one pursues them... (Prov 28:1)

[econjack]

And so it begins...
Has anyone else ever notice that this little pip squeak chirps about blowing up this or that and we throw a bunch of indirect dollars his way and he shuts up for six months and then does it again. I remember when Muammar Gaddafi tried that with Reagan by “drawing a line in the sand”. Next thing he knows his tent and all of his camels are gone. I hope Trump sees the message there.

[WashingtonFire]

We never heard anything from North Korea when we had Reagan in charge.

These little bullies fear a real strong man in the White House . Mr trump is our first real leader since Dutch

[Red Badger]

[Obadiah]

Send more Twinkies!

[Oldeconomybuyer]

I don’t know how to say FU in Korean.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Return it marked “Insufficient Postage”

[GnuThere]

Trump: “Look at that face!!”

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

‘hostile nuclear threats

Pleonasm alert! Is there such a thing as a "friendly nuclear threat?"

[DoughtyOne]

Dear Kim Jock Itch...

Shut up or we’ll nuke you.

[RevelationDavid]

you wrote:

“Never take a last place team lightly”

...wise words I think.

[bert]

much to do about nobody

[bert]

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