Trump-Hater Smears Peanut Butter on 30 Cars She Mistakenly Thought Belonged to His Supporters

New York Magazine ^ | October 21, 2016 | Adam K. Raymond

[nickcarraway]

Wisconsinite Christina Ferguson was arrested this week for accidentally smearing peanut butter on the windshields of 30 cars parked outside a meeting of a local environmental group. She thought the cars belonged to Donald Trump supporters.

Ferguson first made her presence known by walking into the meeting and yelling about Trump while holding a “family-size jar of low-sodium, creamy natural Jif,” according to the police report. After she was booted from the building, Ferguson went to the parking lot to do her damage. The police were called, and Ferguson denied everything, but she was eventually outed by the peanut butter on her hands, which she continually licked while speaking to police.

An ardent Hillary Clinton supporter, Ferguson explained her attack with remarkable clarity, especially given the .218 she blew on a Breathalyzer: “Peanut buttering is better than firebombing,” she said, according to the police report. “And Trump plans on firebombing everybody in other countries.”

[nickcarraway]

[Covenantor]

if those numbers to the right are inches, not only is she...mmmm...Amy Carterish but big boned as well. Oh, and about as intelligent as Amy Carter to boot.

[GMMC0987]

Accidentally?

[bob_esb]

who hasn’t peanut-buttered cars after drinking enough to get to 218 on the breathalyzer.

Given all the corruptness by the dem party shown in WikiLeaks, lets be kind to the naïve, drunken girl

[\/\/ayne]

Calling all cars. Be on the lookout for drunken peanut butter Democrat ladies.

[DIRTYSECRET]

Her nose looks like it was on the receiving end of a left hook.

[digger48]

She’s that tall ‘cause hoisted on her own petard

[AndyTheBear]

This is the kind of tragic mistake that can only be prevented by more well funded DNC training and coordination of the hateful thuggery of the left.

[Bullish]

she’s all aglow with mental illness in that pic.

[TomGuy]

accidentally smearing peanut butter on the windshields of 30 cars

Getting PB on ONE vehicle might be considered 'accidental', but 30? No. Intent was present.

[TomGuy]

The act was irresponsible anyway.

If one of the vehicles belongs to someone with a severe peanut allergy, SHE could face charges of attempted murder.

[Mark17]

Accidentally?

As soon as I saw that word, I stopped reading.

[MNDude]

When I was in college, there was this CRAZY kid called who called himself Peanutbutter Man. I kid you not, every day he came to class completely coated with peanut butter. I don’t think I ever saw his actual face before!

[SandRat]

did she smear Jiff, Peter Pan, or Skippy?

[cradle of freedom]

She must be one of those mentally ill people that Creamer was talking about.

[trisham]

Wisconsinite Christina Ferguson was arrested this week for accidentally smearing peanut butter on the windshields of 30 cars parked outside a meeting of a local environmental group. She thought the cars belonged to Donald Trump supporters.

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What she did wasn't an "accident". It was purposeful, although clearly she is not very bright.

[vladimir998]

“for accidentally smearing peanut butter on the windshields of 30 cars”

There was NOTHING accidental about the vandalism. She just chose the wrong cars.

[trisham]

Ugly and stupid.

[dfwgator]

[Lonely Bull]

if those numbers to the right are inches, not only is she...mmmm...Amy Carterish but big boned as well.

The top of her hair is aligned with somewhere around 188 cm or 74", but the bottom of her chin is aligned with somewhere around 115 cm or 45".