Posted on 09/15/2016 9:44:28 AM PDT by Scythian_Reborn
While walking down the street one day a corrupt Hillary Clinton was tragically hit by a car and died.
Her soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," ; says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says Hillary Clinton.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."
"Really?, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says Hillary Clinton.
"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."
And with that, St. Peter escorts her to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.
The doors open and she finds herself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all her friends and other politicians who had worked with her.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet her, shake her hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.
They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.
Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.
They are all having such a good time that before Hillary Clinton realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives her a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for her, "Now it's time to visit heaven...
So, 24 hours passed with Hillary Clinton joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before she realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."
The Hillary Clinton reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."
So St. Peter escorts her to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell...
Now the doors of the elevator open and she's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. She sees all her friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above
The devil comes over to her and puts his arm around her shoulders.
"I don't understand," stammers the Hillary Clinton "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"
The devil smiles at her and says,
"Yesterday we were campaigning, Today, you voted.."
Vote wisely in November 2016
Democrats always prefer ruling in Hell...that’s why they create Hell on Earth.
G1
And I thought the punch line was going to be: “If you like your Hell plan, you can keep your Hell plan.”
If Hillary goes to hell, do you think that she will be comforted by the fact she became the first female President, even though to become this is she had to lie, murder and steal?
Ha, I like your ending better honestly, dang !!
I knew this story was fake when I read, ‘Hillary was tragically hit...’
Badoom tish.
Well this story IS humorous, but what isn’t so humorous is Old Scratch. The lies that that evil angel cranks out are simply amazing.
Her lies are insult to a sane person’s intelligence. She can’t even lie competently. She has never done anything well in her entire life, except score 10s of millions of dollars in foreign money.
Here’s the kicker, they don’t get to rule in Hell. That job’s already taken.
Lol, good one.
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