Posted on 09/05/2016 10:00:13 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
OAK BLUFFS (CBS) A man is accused of going on a very strange crime spree on Marthas Vineyard over the weekend.
Oak Bluffs police say Felix Reagan committed a series of crimes that left a dog painted purple on Saturday afternoon.
It all started when officers responded to Firehouse Lane for a report of a stolen motor vehicle that crashed, with the suspect fleeing on foot.
About 5 to 10 minutes later, police were called to a Pinewood Lane house that had been broken into. A resident there said they arrived home to find a ground level window forced in and thats not all.
Items were reported stolen and the victims dog had been painted with purple paint, police said.
A neighbor told officers that a disheveled-looking man knocked on their door, and provided a description to police.
After a Webaqua Road resident called police to report a man looking in their window, police were able to track down Reagan and take him into custody.
They found purple paint on his pants, in addition to prescription pills, and a stolen drivers license and credit cards.
As he was being taken to the Oak Bluffs police station, officers say Reagan tried to kick out the cruisers windows and kicked a police officer twice.
He is facing a number of charges, including cruelty to animals, assault and battery on a police officer, breaking and entering and destruction of property.
But seriously, who here has NOT painted a dog or two purple in their time?
DANG!
Those bath salts are one helluva drug.
CC
Must be a Vikings fan?
I have heard of dyeing your dog green for St. Patricks Day. But purple for Labor Day?
Just remembered - SEIU has purple tee-shirts. Maybe he was trying to organize pets.
Well, we were wondering where my cousin David was.
Now we know.
I was thinking an LSU supporter who flipped out after the Wisconsin game.
And now you know why the town of Gay Head, Massachusetts changed its name to Aquinnah, Massachusetts.
Yes, yes, but have the Democrats registered him to vote for Hillary?
Who let Howard Dean out again?
“A neighbor told officers that a disheveled-looking man knocked on their door, and provided a description to police.”
How nice it was of the disheveled-looking man to provide a description to police.
Or maybe that should say “the neighbor provided a description of the man to police.”
Is grammar out of style today?
This couldn’t be Ronald Reagan’s deranged third cousin could it?
Purple Dog is on your lawn,
Spray painted all night till dawn,
Martha’s Vineyard, the prices are high:
‘Scuse me while I steal and fly...
I wonder if the leftist trash on the Vineyard are calling this guy “RAY-GUN” as they did to the Ronaldus Magnus? I suspect there are locals checking Ancespooltery.com to find a link to the former President. For my part, I will note that Felix is Latin for Gay.
The phrase I remember for a big bender is "going out and painting the town red," not "painting a dog purple."
Recheck your Latin dictionary, Felix originated from the Latin word for “luck”
And some of you say drugs wont make you do anything you wouldn’t normally do and aren’t harmful...lol
Does he think that dog is a JW or something?
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