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Man Accused Of Breaking Into Martha’s Vineyard Homes, Painting Dog Purple
CBS Boston ^ | September 5, 2016 | CBS Boston

Posted on 09/05/2016 10:00:13 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

OAK BLUFFS (CBS) – A man is accused of going on a very strange crime spree on Martha’s Vineyard over the weekend.

Oak Bluffs police say Felix Reagan committed a series of crimes that left a dog painted purple on Saturday afternoon.

It all started when officers responded to Firehouse Lane for a report of a stolen motor vehicle that crashed, with the suspect fleeing on foot.

About 5 to 10 minutes later, police were called to a Pinewood Lane house that had been broken into. A resident there said they arrived home to find a ground level window forced in – and that’s not all.

“Items were reported stolen and the victim’s dog had been painted with purple paint,” police said.

A neighbor told officers that a disheveled-looking man knocked on their door, and provided a description to police.

After a Webaqua Road resident called police to report a man looking in their window, police were able to track down Reagan and take him into custody.

They found purple paint on his pants, in addition to prescription pills, and a stolen driver’s license and credit cards.

As he was being taken to the Oak Bluffs police station, officers say Reagan tried to kick out the cruiser’s windows and kicked a police officer twice.

He is facing a number of charges, including cruelty to animals, assault and battery on a police officer, breaking and entering and destruction of property.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: animalcruelty; breakins; dog; felixreagan; funnystuff; marthasvineyard; nuts
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1 posted on 09/05/2016 10:00:13 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; Lazamataz; ...

But seriously, who here has NOT painted a dog or two purple in their time?

DANG!


2 posted on 09/05/2016 10:01:30 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Cuckservative: a "conservative" willing to raise another country's ideology in his own country)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Those bath salts are one helluva drug.

CC


3 posted on 09/05/2016 10:02:01 AM PDT by Celtic Conservative (CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Must be a Vikings fan?


4 posted on 09/05/2016 10:02:25 AM PDT by 2111USMC (Aim Small Miss Small)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I have heard of dyeing your dog green for St. Patricks Day. But purple for Labor Day?

Just remembered - SEIU has purple tee-shirts. Maybe he was trying to organize pets.


5 posted on 09/05/2016 10:03:43 AM PDT by 17th Miss Regt
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Well, we were wondering where my cousin David was.

Now we know.


6 posted on 09/05/2016 10:03:50 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: 2111USMC

I was thinking an LSU supporter who flipped out after the Wisconsin game.


7 posted on 09/05/2016 10:04:38 AM PDT by PAR35
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

And now you know why the town of Gay Head, Massachusetts changed its name to Aquinnah, Massachusetts.


8 posted on 09/05/2016 10:06:50 AM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Yes, yes, but have the Democrats registered him to vote for Hillary?


9 posted on 09/05/2016 10:07:29 AM PDT by nickedknack
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Who let Howard Dean out again?


10 posted on 09/05/2016 10:08:36 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Only idiot liberals believe that disarming the sheep makes them safe from the wolves.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

“A neighbor told officers that a disheveled-looking man knocked on their door, and provided a description to police.”

How nice it was of the disheveled-looking man to provide a description to police.

Or maybe that should say “the neighbor provided a description of the man to police.”

Is grammar out of style today?


11 posted on 09/05/2016 10:08:38 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: MIchaelTArchangel

This couldn’t be Ronald Reagan’s deranged third cousin could it?


12 posted on 09/05/2016 10:09:12 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Purple Dog is on your lawn,
Spray painted all night till dawn,
Martha’s Vineyard, the prices are high:
‘Scuse me while I steal and fly...


13 posted on 09/05/2016 10:09:19 AM PDT by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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To: PAR35

I wonder if the leftist trash on the Vineyard are calling this guy “RAY-GUN” as they did to the Ronaldus Magnus? I suspect there are locals checking Ancespooltery.com to find a link to the former President. For my part, I will note that Felix is Latin for Gay.


14 posted on 09/05/2016 10:10:29 AM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
But seriously, who here has NOT painted a dog or two purple in their time?

The phrase I remember for a big bender is "going out and painting the town red," not "painting a dog purple."

15 posted on 09/05/2016 10:17:00 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: MIchaelTArchangel

Recheck your Latin dictionary, Felix originated from the Latin word for “luck”


16 posted on 09/05/2016 10:19:37 AM PDT by drop 50 and fire for effect ("Work relentlessly, accomplish much, remain in the background, and be more than you seem.)
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To: chajin
Police are searching for this man, and some Dr Pepper:


17 posted on 09/05/2016 10:22:55 AM PDT by Dr.Deth
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

And some of you say drugs wont make you do anything you wouldn’t normally do and aren’t harmful...lol


18 posted on 09/05/2016 10:25:32 AM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Does he think that dog is a JW or something?


19 posted on 09/05/2016 10:25:47 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks


"I gave him such a licking!"

20 posted on 09/05/2016 10:42:34 AM PDT by sparklite2 (The game overs whether you play it or not.)
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