[combat_boots]

What about diarrhea?

Do they measure per dump?

[Charles Martel]

No Taxation Without Defecation!

[SkyDancer]

King county is the bastion of liberalism in WA. Those poor fools are still paying a tab fee for the failed monorail system where the first $800,000 collected was used for a bike trail.

[blueunicorn6]

Just go on the streets like Bill de Blasio wants you to.

[blueunicorn6]

There’s the job for Paleface Lizzy Warren.....turd measurer.

[Political Junkie Too]

"Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can doodoo for your country!"

-PJ

[Blood of Tyrants]

Let me tell you how it will be
There’s one for you, nineteen for me
Cos I’m the taxman, yeah, I’m the taxman

Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don’t take it all
Cos I’m the taxman, yeah I’m the taxman

If you drive a car, I’ll tax the street
If you try to sit, I’ll tax your seat
If you get too cold I’ll tax the heat
If you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet

Taxman!
Cos I’m the taxman, yeah I’m the taxman

Don’t ask me what I want it for (Aahh Mr. Wilson)
If you don’t want to pay some more (Aahh Mr. Heath)
Cos I’m the taxman, yeah, I’m the taxman

Now my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes
Cos I’m the taxman, yeah, I’m the taxman

And you’re working for no one but me
Taxman!

[dragonblustar]

will serve as a type of cash windfall for the county government to squander.

[NormsRevenge]

A crappy way to go.. Sewer politics

[Noumenon]

Turd tax,huh? Will they take it in trade?

[mumblypeg]

One of the questions on the American Community Survey was, what kind of toilet facilities do you have—municipal, septic, or outhouse.

I figured this line of government snooping had some kind of ulterior motive behind it. Now here it is—a tax on septic systems.
It’s also another excuse for the gubbermint to come on your property to conduct an inspection.

[Big Mack]

I think that if I got a bill for my crap, I would take the bill, put in an envelope with my check and flush it.