Posted on 03/28/2016 10:34:42 AM PDT by tatown
Talk radio and The Blaze host Glenn Beck mocked the National Enquirer‘s story claiming Ted Cruz had an affair with five different women, opening his Monday show by jokingly claiming that everyone on the show had been raped by Cruz.
“I have to tell you, it’s been a hard Monday morning. We were all raped by Ted Cruz,” he opened as his co-hosts held back laughter in the background.
“Ted was in the room. He’s got that Cuban fire to him,”Beck continued.
“The other thing is you can’t rape the willing, and we were all willing,” co-host Pat Gray joked. “He’s just that magnanimous, that magnetic.”
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In particular, the hosts mocked the part of the Enquirer story claiming Cruz would push women into bathrooms and closets as completely uncharacteristic. “He said, ‘Glenn, we need a more perfect union.’ I thought he was talking to me about the Constitution, but then he looked at me with those strong brown eyes… he backed me into a bathroom stall…” Beck began before trailing off.
“When we were in Iowa, we were backstage and he said to me, ‘The United States Constitution places restrictions on the quartering of soldiers in private homes without consent,'” Gray joked. “I was putty in his hand.”
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You can kill this as it looks to be a near duplicate.
He thinks its funny.
Well, it isnt and the man is a back stabbing SOB!
I warned the Cruz people on here to get that freak away from the campaign.
Why does anyone bother listening to this mental case ???
He brings nothing for the REAL American public.
Beck needs a straightjacket and a rubber room.
Glenn seems to be off his meds
Glenn needs to be removed from that bag of crazy sh!thouse rats, poste haste. He is contaminating them.
Ted appearantley condones it.
So who listens to this loon? I can’t imagine advertisers wanting to be associated. Except maybe Goldline which is just as loony.
rather Freudian Glen ...some hidden desire there?
That Mormon underwear was too tight this morning...
All the crap going on in the world, and this is what we’re talking about?
No wonder we’re circling the drain.
Wait a minute-— maybe he got that one right/s
That’s not a rat. That’s a possum.
Glenn Beck needs to lay off the PCP.
Beck is pulling all your chains. It’s clear he’s doing a very good job of it.
I think it’s funny that you all can’t see it. Since you’re supporters of the Donald I guess you just like having your chains yanked.
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