Posted on 03/15/2016 2:51:41 PM PDT by DeathBeforeDishonor1
Marco Rubio's Washington, D.C., headquarters is being evacuated after staffers found an unidentified white substance in the building, according to multiple reports.
Alex Conant, a spokesman for the Florida senator, told ABC News that campaign staff has evacuated to the roof and hazmat crews are responding.
The news comes just hours before polls close in five states voting on Tuesday.
Marco was last heard saying, “We don’t need no stinkin dna test.”
Bubble powder ...
... pre-water.
Foam powder.
Just add water and enjoy instant foam party.
Also Hillary was seen popping a pill. My guess, it was to give her energy to continue grinning.
Has Marco been anywhere near his DC office recently?
Now we know why he talks so fast and sweats so much...
The Rube has melanin challenged peeps on his staff?
How can that be? Little Rubio wasn’t there today...
Has Liddle Marco disavowed?
Bleached bat guano? (Say that three times fast)
Modafinil. Its normally prescribed as an ADDERAL type drug but it was given to pilots in the first gulf war. It gives a person a mental edge. It works fairly quick and makes a person mentally tip top. I have some i take as well once in awhile. Its all the rage on Wall Street and has been found in Obamas blood tests.
Here is a highly exaggerated breakdown how it works. I learned German in 5 days on it.
The movie limitless was made about it but they changed the name. A doctor can prescribe it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP-ZwmCPBAs
Foam?
If you want to hang out, you’ve gotta take her out, cocaine
If you want to get down, get down on the ground, cocaine
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie,
Cocaine
If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues, cocaine
When your day is done, and you want to run cocaine
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie,
Cocaine
If your thing is gone, and you want to ride on, cocaine
Don’t forget this fact, you can’t get it back, cocaine
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie,
Cocaine
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie,
Cocaine
Vacuum it up. Use yer nose (remember Roger Clinton’s comment about Slick?).
Honestly, I don’t know how these campaigners keep to their schedules, unaided.
I’m going to get a t-shirt that says “Unidentified White Substance”.
Whatever it is it was put there by Rubio’s staff and don’t be surprised if a “Trump” sign is lying next to it.
Hmm, just because it’s all the rage doesn’t sit well with me. But that’s just me.
Wow. The GOPe is pulling out every trick they have.
*snort*
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