Top 50 Most Popular Text Terms [LOL ain't in Top 20]

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[Bender2]

[Top 21 of the] Top 50 Most Popular Text Terms:

1. 2moro - Tomorrow
2. 2nite - Tonight
3. BRB - Be Right Back
4. BTW - By The Way -or- Bring The Wheelchair
5. B4N - Bye For Now
6. BCNU - Be Seeing You
7. BFF - Best Friends Forever -or- Best Friend's Funeral
8. CYA - Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya
9. DBEYR - Don't Believe Everything You Read
10. DILLIGAS - Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
11. FUD - Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
12. FWIW - For What It's Worth -or- Forgot Where I Was
13. GR8 - Great
14. ILY - I Love You
15. IMHO - In My Humble Opinion
16. IRL - In Real Life
17. ISO - In Search Of
18. J/K - Just Kidding
19. L8R - Later
20. LMAO - Laughing My Ass Off
21. LOL - Laughing Out Loud [Finally!]

[Bender2]

All those young people have theirs codes... now us older folk now have our own texting codes:

* ATD - At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM - Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

* DWI - Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL - Living On Lipitor

* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* OIJPOM - Oops, I Just Peed On Myself!

* OIJSM - Oops, I Just Sh** Myself!

* OTTA - On The Toilet Again

* TOT - Texting On Toilet

* SLFARR - Still Looking For Another Ronald Reagan

* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

* YPASFOS - Young People Are So Full Of Sh**

* YASFOS - You Are SO Full Of Sh**

Well... GGLKI--

[Bender2]

Well, since I am here... TOT

[SkyDancer]

I’m at *$ (I’m at Starbucks)

[Bender2]

Re: I'm at *$ (I'm at Starbucks)

Still... TOT

[PROCON]

ROTFLMAO!

Thanks for the comic relief, Bender, I needed that!

GGPA

gotta go pee again

[SkyDancer]

ORLY? He’s holding a magazine.

[catfish1957]

GGPA

Scourge of all us guys over 50 :)

[Army Air Corps]

He only reads it for the articles.

[Fiddlstix]

Well, Looks like things haven’t changed much. We were using those exact same abbrvs on IRC 20 years ago.

[Bender2]

Re: ORLY? He's holding a magazine.

Of course I am reading a magazine... And ATB2Y [also texting back to you]

As if you never... texted while drinking beer and reading Fembot Magazine on the crapper--

[Bender2]

Re: He only reads it for the articles.

Gadzooks-- There... are articles?

[tacticalogic]

Scourge of all us guys over 50 :)

Indeed.

DAMHIKT

[Bender2]

Re: GGPA

Well, better than... OIJSMA

[Bender2]

Re: GGPA

Well, better than... OIJSMA

[Army Air Corps]

That’s the rumor!

[Bender2]

Re: GGPA. Indeed. DAMHIKT

Okay... I won't--

[Bender2]

WDIKDP... [Why Do I Keep Double Posting?]

[USCG SimTech]

I’m always seeing FUBO when the president’s shenanigans are in the topic. Must mean Fully Understand Barrack Obama.

[catfish1957]

Why do I keep Double Posting

Hey, I am just glad to be able to post.;0

[NFHale]

Hmm... “TOT”

That’s Time On Target, as in an artillery barrage wher multiple guns fire simultaneously, with the effect of all rounds impacting on the target at once.

But since yer crouched on the Crapper there... I’ll wager it’s got a different meaning :^)....