[Bender2]

All those young people have theirs codes... now us older folk now have our own texting codes:

* ATD - At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM - Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

* DWI - Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL - Living On Lipitor

* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* OIJPOM - Oops, I Just Peed On Myself!

* OIJSM - Oops, I Just Sh** Myself!

* OTTA - On The Toilet Again

* TOT - Texting On Toilet

* SLFARR - Still Looking For Another Ronald Reagan

* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

* YPASFOS - Young People Are So Full Of Sh**

* YASFOS - You Are SO Full Of Sh**

Well... GGLKI--

[Bender2]

Well, since I am here... TOT

[SkyDancer]

I’m at *$ (I’m at Starbucks)

[Fiddlstix]

Well, Looks like things haven’t changed much. We were using those exact same abbrvs on IRC 20 years ago.

[Up Yours Marxists]

LOVE IT!!! Thanks for the list.

[G Larry]

My Fav:

ROTFLMAOPIMPWTIME

ROTFLMAO+ peeing in my pants with tears in my eyes

[KGeorge]

LOL Bring the wheelchair? (slaps forehead) THAT’S what DILLIGAF means!

Thanks, Bender. Bookmarked.
(lol Now, can you tell me how to find the punctuation on my flip phone?)

[Balding_Eagle]

LOL!

[Larry Lucido]

FMCDH

[Larry Lucido]

Hey, what did you mean by BMSMA??? :-)

[Nabber]

SOMFITILY....

[ChildOfThe60s]

CYA was around before any of these net users were born.

[The Truth Will Make You Free]

"[LOL ain't in the top 20]."

Duh. It's an alphabetical list.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Several of the top 20 were in use by the military long before texting became a verb