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1 posted on 01/15/2016 10:14:19 AM PST by UMCRevMom@aol.com
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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com

Poor Babies, NOT!


2 posted on 01/15/2016 10:15:12 AM PST by US Navy Vet (I could Be a "Chump" for Trump, but right now I am still on "Cruz-Control"!)
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What are the odds of the capital keystoners blaming this on the Teaparty? Or some previously unknown militia group?
Said group being formed as we speak in some alphabet agency’s basement.


3 posted on 01/15/2016 10:18:34 AM PST by Tupelo (Honest men go to Washington, but honest men do not stay in Washington.)
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It was probably a book on basic Economics.


4 posted on 01/15/2016 10:18:49 AM PST by mykroar (biden)
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House building? Were they building a house, or in a house inside of a building?


6 posted on 01/15/2016 10:31:15 AM PST by factoryrat (We are the producers, the creators. Grow it, mine it, build it.)
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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com

False alarm, it turned out to be a small amount of intellect. Nobody there had ever seen that substance before.


7 posted on 01/15/2016 10:31:39 AM PST by DesertRhino ("I want those feeble minded asses overthrown,,,")
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Chipotle burrito?


9 posted on 01/15/2016 10:34:09 AM PST by Dagnabitt (Islamic Immigration is Treason)
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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com

“suspicious substance”

If it was a spine, and was found in Republican offices, I see the point.


10 posted on 01/15/2016 10:34:26 AM PST by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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Someone found Ted Kennedy’s stash of Ecstasy.


13 posted on 01/15/2016 10:36:12 AM PST by Zathras
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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com

Oxycontin-EBT?


16 posted on 01/15/2016 10:56:11 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym defines the science.)
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Chipotle for lunch?.................


17 posted on 01/15/2016 10:56:57 AM PST by Red Badger (READ MY LIPS: NO MORE BUSHES!...............)
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I’m taking a shower. Keep me posted.


19 posted on 01/15/2016 11:04:23 AM PST by AAABEST (Got Traditional Catholicism? - Angelqueen.org)
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Simply doing anything to get out early on a 3-day weekend.


20 posted on 01/15/2016 11:22:44 AM PST by FoxInSocks ("Hope is not a course of action." -- M. O'Neal, USMC)
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Did someone in the House accidentally stumble upon the TRUTH??


21 posted on 01/15/2016 11:28:42 AM PST by austinaero
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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com

Probably a gag joke that went wrong...


26 posted on 01/15/2016 11:45:59 AM PST by Cold Heat
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It was something found in a sink. Rumor was Bill had made a quick visit.


30 posted on 01/15/2016 12:13:18 PM PST by doug from upland (Some of you keep telling yourself -- Romney would have been as bad or worse.)
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They probably passed out after getting a look at Trump’s latest polling numbers.


31 posted on 01/15/2016 12:21:15 PM PST by pgkdan (Trump/Cruz 2016!)
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“Suspicious substance”? What, they found all the money obamacare was supposed to have saved?


37 posted on 01/15/2016 1:30:07 PM PST by cardinal4 (Certified Islamophobe)
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