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Humans could evolve webbed feet if sea levels rise, scientist claims
Telegraph ^ | January 13, 2016 | Sarah Knapton

Posted on 01/12/2016 11:42:04 PM PST by Cincinatus' Wife

The perils of climate change are well known, but rising sea levels could also alter human evolution, scientists have claimed.

Rising sea levels could force communities to live in underwater or semi-aquatic towns which could change out physiology.

Dr Matthew Skinner a paleoanthropologist from the University of Kent, claims that humans could evolve to have webbed hands and feet and less body hair so they could move quickly through the water.

Our eyes would even become more like cats, so we could see in the murky gloom of seas and rivers and our lungs would shrink as we became used to using artificial tanks to breathe underwater.

"Regular underwater foraging would lead to the evolution of longer fingers and toes which would then likely develop 'webbed' interconnecting skin to enable easier swimming," said Dr Skinner.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


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To: Mister Da
Nah, this guy is way off base.

If it walks like a duck....

: )

...You can't wear flip-flops with webbed feet. Duh! :)

That is a fact. You need to apply for a grant!

81 posted on 01/13/2016 5:37:35 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: oldasrocks

That also works.

And out of left field, did you know that chickens can float, just like ducks?

/apropos of nothing

:)


82 posted on 01/13/2016 5:47:57 AM PST by Salamander (I made friends with a lot of people in the danger zone...)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
Can't make that stuff up, can ya?

If I, the penultimate, logical biologist, can convince you that a randomized system suddenly became self-determining, then I will OWN you. And you will believe any/every dopey thing I come up with. Just ask Prof. Dawkins.
83 posted on 01/13/2016 6:10:10 AM PST by Montana_Sam (Truth lives.)
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To: Montana_Sam

; )


84 posted on 01/13/2016 6:11:34 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Humans could also evolve headlamps if they all have their heads up their butts like this "scientist".

85 posted on 01/13/2016 6:14:18 AM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: RightGeek

HA!!!

So funny, Lol!


86 posted on 01/13/2016 6:15:01 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

If evolution theory somehow was correct, the humans that didn’t step back from the rising water levels would die and therefor not proliferate.


87 posted on 01/13/2016 6:17:02 AM PST by Blue Collar Christian (Ready for Teddy, Cruz that is.)
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To: BroJoeK
I never before realized all the great benefits from AGW.

Here's another one: grape production along the Mosel River could double! Currently, grapes are only grown on the side of the river that gets the most sunlight.

It's a tough area to grow grapes, near the 50th parallel, the equivalent of Calgary. As I am partial to Mosel Riesling, I'm in favor of more global warming.

88 posted on 01/13/2016 6:24:39 AM PST by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Mississippi! My vote is going to Cruz.)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

We could also lea
rn to breath underwater.


89 posted on 01/13/2016 6:27:32 AM PST by amnestynone (We are asked by people who do not tolerate us to tolerate the intolerable in the name of tolerance.)
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To: amnestynone
One can only hope that all “professors” and “scientists” aren't such pinheaded losers. Maybe humans could evolve such that there are no longer such vacuous people.
90 posted on 01/13/2016 6:34:56 AM PST by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: Covenantor

Once you go gill-man...


91 posted on 01/13/2016 8:55:04 AM PST by PLMerite (The Revolution...will not be kind.)
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To: PLMerite

LOL!


92 posted on 01/13/2016 9:04:20 AM PST by Covenantor (Men are ruled..e.by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern - Chesterton)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
Humans could evolve a second head if they continue to think like this asshat!

SHEESH, what daft people think up to perpetuate the Global Warming BS!

93 posted on 01/13/2016 9:19:46 AM PST by BatGuano (You don't think I'd go into combat with loose change in my pocket, do ya?)
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To: Blue Collar Christian

IF this theory holds water : )

Then why is it that mammals who live in the ocean (Like.... whales for instance) DO NOT HAVE GILLS ?


94 posted on 01/13/2016 9:28:33 AM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: Night Hides Not
Night Hides Not: "Here's another one: grape production along the Mosel River could double!"

The AGW people already have this figured out, supposedly.
Apparently it's a double edged sword, with some areas gained (blue), some lost (red) and others still growing (green).
No way to verify how accurate these projections are:

95 posted on 01/13/2016 10:45:53 AM PST by BroJoeK (a little historical perspective...)
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To: BroJoeK

Thanks for posting! I’m going to have to look at that map in closer detail. Thankfully, Texas doesn’t appear to be impacted either way. Unfortunately, I doubt I’ll be around in 2050...lol.


96 posted on 01/13/2016 10:57:16 AM PST by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Mississippi! My vote is going to Cruz.)
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Another faux scientist from the UK -- from Chapter Six, "Origin of Species", Upchuck Darwin:
I will now give two or three instances of diversified and of changed habits in the individuals of the same species. When either case occurs, it would be easy for natural selection to fit the animal, by some modification of its structure, for its changed habits, or exclusively for one of its several different habits. But it is difficult to tell, and immaterial for us, whether habits generally change first and structure afterwards; or whether slight modifications of structure lead to changed habits; both probably often change almost simultaneously. Of cases of changed habits it will suffice merely to allude to that of the many British insects which now feed on exotic plants, or exclusively on artificial substances. Of diversified habits innumerable instances could be given: I have often watched a tyrant flycatcher (Saurophagus sulphuratus) in South America, hovering over one spot and then proceeding to another, like a kestrel, and at other times standing stationary on the margin of water, and then dashing like a kingfisher at a fish. In our own country the larger titmouse (Parus major) may be seen climbing branches, almost like a creeper; it often, like a shrike, kills small birds by blows on the head; and I have many times seen and heard it hammering the seeds of the yew on a branch, and thus breaking them like a nuthatch. In North America the black bear was seen by Hearne swimming for hours with widely open mouth, thus catching, like a whale, insects in the water. Even in so extreme a case as this, if the supply of insects were constant, and if better adapted competitors did not already exist in the country, I can see no difficulty in a race of bears being rendered, by natural selection, more and more aquatic in their structure and habits, with larger and larger mouths, till a creature was produced as monstrous as a whale.

97 posted on 01/13/2016 1:45:05 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Here's to the day the forensics people scrape what's left of Putin off the ceiling of his limo.)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
I think I already saw this picture. Lemme guess, "Waterworld" with Mel Gibson.

Bad movie, stupid premise.

98 posted on 01/13/2016 1:51:26 PM PST by Kenton
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To: Kenton

“Waterworld” with Mel Gibson.

... get the reference but I believe it was Kevin Costner.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterworld


99 posted on 01/13/2016 1:53:48 PM PST by AMDG&BVMH
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To: AMDG&BVMH

Yeah, my bad. You’re right.


100 posted on 01/13/2016 1:56:03 PM PST by Kenton
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