The jokes could write themselves, but I won’t go there. This is not a joking matter.
Because 18yr olds would never lie about that. For entertainment’s sake mind you.
Never.
Couldn;t you answer some astronomica crazy number and throw off all of the charts.
There goes the football team.
I’d have to admit having regular sex with the interviewer’s mother. Or father.
The resulting essay would fall under the genre of fantasy literature but it would be a fun read.
well, they do call them the USC Trojans, after all....
Tabula Rasa as a freshman... :(
There’s nothing that says you have to tell the truth. I’d recommend putting down 1000 encounters or 0. Personally I’d put down 1000 because you never know when the system could get hacked and the data made public.
Sounds like some creepy profs have an Aqualung fetish..
Aqualung
Jethro Tull
Sitting on a park bench
Eying little girls
With bad intent.
Snot running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
more....
That’s so the prof’s and admins know which women to hit on.
This is exactly the time to make a huge joke out of it
1) What percentage of your peers do you think has sex (including oral) at least once a month? A: 100% because I’ve had sex with all of them.
2) How many times have you had sex (including oral) in the last three months?
A: Are you discriminating against me because I’m a foot fetishist?
3) With how many different people have you had sex (including oral) in the last three months? A: they’ve all been different, except those twins looked like the same person.
What a waste of time and money - the course and USC. It used to be a great university. Those days are long gone.
One of the main goals of the left is destroying the value system that the kids learned from their parents and church. They do it at the beginning of college, and make sure they drink enough booze to destroy their will power.
Clearly BJ Clinton did not write these questions.
2. None of your damn business.
3. Also none of your damn business.
This whole questionnaire is a micro-aggression that puts me in an unsafe place.
This reeks of “Pre-conditioning” for making these little minds of mush thinking that any authority has a right to such information.
It also reeks of collecting information so if they said they are a horn dog on the questionnaire and some whiny liberal girl gets offended by normal male behavior they can use this as exhibit A to nail them against the wall for being a normal male.
They should require the faculty and administrators to take the course and the test before they get paid for the year.