Posted on 01/12/2016 3:08:03 PM PST by afraidfortherepublic
The University of Southern California (USC) is forcing students to complete an online training course and fill out a questionnaire detailing their sexual history before they can register for classes.
USC sent out a campus-wide email explaining that the course was "mandatory, and you must complete it by February 9, 2016. If you do not complete the training by this date you will receive a registration hold until the training is complete," according to Campus Reform’s Anthony Gockowski.
Some of the questions are:
1) What percentage of your peers do you think has sex (including oral) at least once a month?
2) How many times have you had sex (including oral) in the last three months?
3) With how many different people have you had sex (including oral) in the last three months?
Jacob Ellenhorn, a student at USC said that the questionnaire was followed by two hours of instruction on sexual consent.
Campus Reform reports:
In one case, students were told that a sexual partner who has had too much to drink cannot give consent. However, in a different scenario, the course shows a video of a man and a woman who are both drunk and engaging in sexual activity. The video, according to Ellenhorn, blames the man for sexually assaulting the woman.
"It kept on saying that drunk people cannot give consent. In one scenario both the man and the woman were drunk but the video still blames the male for the assault. I found that a little confusing," Ellenhorn said.
2. None of your damn business.
3. Also none of your damn business.
This whole questionnaire is a micro-aggression that puts me in an unsafe place.
This reeks of “Pre-conditioning” for making these little minds of mush thinking that any authority has a right to such information.
It also reeks of collecting information so if they said they are a horn dog on the questionnaire and some whiny liberal girl gets offended by normal male behavior they can use this as exhibit A to nail them against the wall for being a normal male.
They should require the faculty and administrators to take the course and the test before they get paid for the year.
Our dear illiberal liberals loyally embrace a morality problem.
And make an utter hash out of it.
Maybe the idea is to reduce it to such a joke that everybody laughs off the notion of such trysts. Jane: Jimmy, do you want to ___ ? Jimmy: You mean like I just told them I had done 500 times last summer? That? Jane: Jimmy, you’re so funny. Let’s just go to a movie.
Can’t work any WORSE than these illiberal liberals’ notions.
“I am a sophomore at a small Midwestern liberal arts school. I never thought these stories were true until...”
"While the favorite pastime in the oral office is...swallow the leader, I did not, repeat I did not sleep with that young intern. As a matter of fact...I was up... all... night! Ha ha ha."
Maybe I missed it, but what is the supposed “point” of this exercise?
I would write a note at the top of the questionnaire warning that all of my answers would be lies. I would justify it by saying that I was informed by a previous President that there was nothing wrong with lying about sex.
That's why the best sports headline comes after a USC-Oregon State game when the headline reads 'Trojans Pound Beavers.'
Imagine if the questions were answered thusly:
Name: Mohammed Achmed Mohamid
1) What percentage of your peers do you think has sex (including oral) at least once a month?
All of the women in my class have sex all the time because they are infidel sluts.
2) How many times have you had sex (including oral) in the last three months?
I have raped over 100 kafir women with my fellow friends most the time after Friday services at the mosque, how convenient that the infidel whores like to go on the town Friday nights after we point our butts towards mecca and bray to our moon god.
3) With how many different people have you had sex (including oral) in the last three months?
Many different Kafir Infidel Sluts, but I am confused because you ask “With how many different people have you had sex”, does that include my fellow righteous Islamic warriors when we form a “Taharrush” group and engage in the rape of the Infidel. Do i need to include Mohammed Hussein, Hussein Mohammed, and my other good friend Husein Mohammed Husein? Also just a side question, do goats count as people?
“Well ma’am, it all started when your naked mother walked in wearing a pair of combat boots and carrying a bucket of Mazola.....”
It would be fun to see what they did if you said “Virgin”
Hook you up to a lie detector?
Hand you a box of condoms and tell you to come back next year?
Assign you only to Gay Studies classes?
You’d have to ask a grim illiberal liberal. I am not sure I can make my mind small enough!
My graduate alma mater is about to receive a polite note of inquiry.
Might as well flout it to the maximum hilarity. Sorority rush becomes sorority taharrush. And so on, way past the point of any plausibility (the sarcastic hyperbole is the point here).
While these brittle little-minded new-morality folks who have no idea what life is supposed to be about, blow their gaskets at the lack of respect.
DO IT...
Why is there such a focus on highlighting oral sex? Is Bill Clinton the professor?
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