Imagine if the questions were answered thusly:
Name: Mohammed Achmed Mohamid
1) What percentage of your peers do you think has sex (including oral) at least once a month?
All of the women in my class have sex all the time because they are infidel sluts.
2) How many times have you had sex (including oral) in the last three months?
I have raped over 100 kafir women with my fellow friends most the time after Friday services at the mosque, how convenient that the infidel whores like to go on the town Friday nights after we point our butts towards mecca and bray to our moon god.
3) With how many different people have you had sex (including oral) in the last three months?
Many different Kafir Infidel Sluts, but I am confused because you ask “With how many different people have you had sex”, does that include my fellow righteous Islamic warriors when we form a “Taharrush” group and engage in the rape of the Infidel. Do i need to include Mohammed Hussein, Hussein Mohammed, and my other good friend Husein Mohammed Husein? Also just a side question, do goats count as people?
Might as well flout it to the maximum hilarity. Sorority rush becomes sorority taharrush. And so on, way past the point of any plausibility (the sarcastic hyperbole is the point here).
While these brittle little-minded new-morality folks who have no idea what life is supposed to be about, blow their gaskets at the lack of respect.
DO IT...
Too funny and true.