Posted on 01/12/2016 3:08:03 PM PST by afraidfortherepublic
Ya know this kind of joke might make headway against these grim new bosses, that nothing else would.
What box do you check for “None of your effing business”?
Ridiculous.
And the other USC is called the 'Cocks.
Haw haw haw haw haw... ridiculing this stuff might be the only way we have left to get it to go away. Turn it into the most massive joke POSSIBLE. Facebook! Tweets! Your friends! Your enemies! You might explain the reason to your mom and dad (who’d probably agree once they knew) but otherwise a free for all.
Just give a silly answer somehow. It’s these freaking illiberal liberals who are so blastedly serious about this!
Don’t get stiff like they do. Get flexible, like a whip. Crack the cracks at them.
I’d suggest negative numbers, or some nonsense word... your imagination’s the limit.
Disobeying this one should be an utter blast.
The kids should give b.s. answers to the survey. I would say that I had sex 8,486 time with 13,154 different women in the last three months. That would really screw, no pun intended, their survey.
It’s none of their business. Don’t feed the perverts.
Does that require another person?
The University doesn’t seem to comprehend what its students’ parents are paying it to do. Administration and faculty should be forced to complete a hands-on, butt-in-the-ring pugilistic training course with MMA champions who will proceed to kick the snot out of them until they can successfully fill out a questionnaire demonstrating they are fully onboard with teaching the three Rs and nothing else.
Oh I say feed them. With 100% pure garbage.
Any red state university that does this kind of thing has too much budget to play with.
So all the liberals saying we have to respect privacy in the bedroom want your sexual history to be public ...
Three animals will do, or your lunchbox, or....
And if they have a comment space, fill it out.
This is how the illiberal liberated generation treated the old (good) moralists. Might as well give it some of its own medicine, with glee.
That would be option number two. As a teen, I would have had a field day with all the stuff I’d make up.
My kid would not go there
Look at every member of the freshman class and know that their most intimate personal history is in a university data base
The smallness of the minds that put this together.
Laughter would make them go away when their own dignity would threaten to take them almost anywhere else they choose to go.
N.O.Y.B.
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