Hillary 2 Hours Late to Rally, Audience Groans

Weekly Standard ^ | 11 December 2015 | Michael Warren

[W.]

Members of an audience waiting to hear from Hillary Clinton in Oklahoma Friday audibly groaned when it was revealed the Democratic presidential candidate would be late for the event.

Groaner here

[FlingWingFlyer]

I saw that. Miss Piggy in the white dress sitting next to her kept distracting me though with her goofy bobblehead antics every time Clinton passed gas.

[Starstruck]

She spent 2 hours getting her voice tuned to nails on a chalkboard. If she doesn’t, no one can hear her.

[ArtDodger]

The mask was melting and the wig wasn’t hiding the horns..

[ErnBatavia]

This c*nt knows she's got a total lock on 45% from the starting gate.....and she can sit back and cackle at how others.....such as those on Jim Robinson's site.....implode with their foolish Trumpitude.

She's a lock. Bank on it.

[tflabo]

Takes a while to wipe those servers clean. She’s a tidy one dontchyaknow-— just ask Bill.

[W.]

To bad she didn't have Bill along , I could've titled this one:

'Boners & Groaners'

What a shame...

[Snickering Hound]

It’s Oklahoma.

She knows she won’t carry the state in November so she just doesn’t give a damn.

[W.]

Shoot, you couldn’t dry that old sot out with a flamethrower! Be fun trying, though!

[PGalt]

Hillaryous

[immadashell]

You mean, “Like with a cloth?” [cackle] [cackle]

[W.]

She looks 2 seconds away from bazooka barf! Remember Gallagher? He’d hand out visquene to protect the first 2 rows of his audience from watermelon splatter. HRC’s probably not so thoughtful...

[UCANSEE2]

She's a lock. Bank on it.

Her heart has to still be beating by election day. Don't bank on it.

[UCANSEE2]

What’s interesting is that people will pay to have someone splatter food on them. Which is very similar to being abused by having to wait 2 hours to listen to Hillary’s screechy voice spitting out long winded platitudes, and then giving her money.

[Kozy]

It was the film boss, the film boss. That lie this old fascist told the families of the dead Americans when she met with them. Now it’s no no no it wasn’t that. Slowly ever so slowly the roosters and lies come home to roost. Just like Kerry she will get Swift boated too. Couldn’t happen to a nicer fascist.

[Cen-Tejas]

I counted 11 people in the audience!

[El Cid]

Miss Piggy in the white dress sitting next to her kept distracting me though with her goofy bobblehead antics every time Clinton passed gas.

The Dems have been doing that for many years. They get a cross-section of what they perceive to be a representation of Americana (appropriate mixture of races, and people in uniform - if possible), they have them stand behind the demagogue, and then they have them nod their heads up and down whenever the politician says something...

Does this actually work?
Do people agree more because they see strangers nodding their heads up and down?
I find it condescending and insulting.

[FlingWingFlyer]

My feeling also. Those people remind me of sheep. Sheep bobbleheads.

[EternalVigilance]

I counted 11 people in the audience!

Sounds like the press entourage is shrinking ...

[ez]

“It’s Oklahoma.
She knows she won’t carry the state in November so she just doesn’t give a damn.”

Thank you.

[SunkenCiv]

...when she showed up...