This is an assault bun.
Posted on 12/04/2015 2:13:37 PM PST by RKBA Democrat
As of sometime yesterday, concealed handgun permit holders and off-duty police can no longer carry in state-agency buildings, under trespass laws.
If you’d like to call the Governor and share your thoughts with him, his number is: 804-786-2211.
With my tongue planted firmly in my cheek, I have taken the liberty of drafting a press release for the Governor to use to announce this action:
PRESS RELEASE
Governor McAuliffe Creates Gun-Free Zones to Stop the Carnage in State Agency Buildings!
Richmond, December 4, 2015:Â Virginia Governor McAuliffe, in order to stop all the continued bloodshed in state-agency buildings, has made an EMERGENCY regulation to ban guns in those buildings effective immediately!
The reasons this is an emergency action are numerous:
* There has been a horrendous and eye-popping ZERO shootings in state-agency buildings! The Governor plans to fix that problem with this gun ban
* Virginia’s 400,000 concealed handgun permit holders, with a pretty much ZERO PERCENT violent crime rate, are clearly a serious and ongoing threat to all of our state agencies!
* Likewise, off-duty police officers, another proven group of untrustworthy, unbalanced, and potentially murderous time-bombs, could start shooting up state agencies because of long lines. Only on-duty police should be allowed to carry a gun!
* Importantly, terrorists and active shooters have shown NO interest in violating gun-control laws by attacking in gun-free zones. Gun-free government buildings are especially safe from attack!
* Anyway, it’s far safer for citizens to be executed one-at-a-time than for those same citizens to have a gun to fight back with! Why, somebody might get hurt! Only the Governor’s 24/7 security team needs guns, as it goes without saying that some lives are much more important than others.
* As a bonus, the Commonwealth has a glut of chalk used to draw lines around dead bodies. This will reduce those inventories, saving space in the State Police headquarters building!
To the blood-thirsty naysayers of his gun ban, the Governor says:
* I am NOT paying back Michael Bloomberg’s million dollar campaign donation by pushing his major issue - more gun control! That’s merely a coincidence
* I am not pushing Hilary Clinton’s favorite issue - gun control - because I want to be Hillary Clinton’s Vice-Presidential running mate! That’s merely a coincidence
* I do have a thorough understanding of state gun laws! I know, for example, that it is illegal for Virginians to own machine guns
All hail the Governor for doing SOMETHING to make Virginia safe from those evil and dangerous concealed handgun permit holders and off-duty police officers, and making state-agency buildings SAFE for active shooters and terrorists!
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Is McAuliffe’s gun BUN a new kind of holster? This I gotta see!
They say there's no conservative like a liberal whose been mugged (or in this case, shot). I wonder if a terrorist incident at a VA government building would change opinions, or if they are set in stone no matter what.
It’s a baked bread product with a firearm inside. Fiendishly clever.
So this is going to stop any freak from walking in with a gun shooting up the place? How much more stupid and dishonest can these democrats get?
There is no limit on their treachery. Ever. As well I would know.
Just don’t put it in the Microwave!
Yeah. Fat fingers.
Mods: could you fix title? Thanks so much!
Virginia has become a land whose men squat to pee.
First they came for the Pop Tart guns. Then they came for the gun buns.
I prefer an onion gun bun, myself.
Well, McAuliff IS an a$$
This is an assault bun.
Gun Bun?...............
WHole new meaning to the term ‘Hot Cross Buns’!.............
With lox!....and cream cheese!................pun intended!............
To these Morons Gun Free and Smoke Free are the same
Must be some sort of concealed carry. Either that or he has been spending too much time with Barry at the bath houses.
I’m a member of the VCDL and now I now that if I work in a state govt building, I have NO WAY to defend myself...even though the Second Amendment says I can....
Welcome to the McAwful and libtard universe...
Too stupid to realize that he just created a terrorist safe-haven shooting gallery.
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