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Canadian smuggler with turtles in pants pleads guilty in US
Associated Press ^
| December 2, 2015
Posted on 12/02/2015 6:06:10 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
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For his sake, I hope they weren't snapping.
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posted on
12/02/2015 6:07:51 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.)
To: ConservativeStatement
“Turtles in my pants” to the tune of the Doors’ ‘Riders on the Storm’.
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posted on
12/02/2015 6:08:31 PM PST
by
Riley
(The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Hope they were Joyful Tortoises.
To: ConservativeStatement
I hate it when foreigners sneak in with communicable diseases.
This is a new one. Watch out ladies. You don’t want to catch a bad case of the turtles.
No husband or boyfriend is going to believe they’re just birthmarks.
Those green guys really stand out. And imagine the shocked look your guy will have, if he’s running his hand down there and runs into a snapper or two.
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posted on
12/02/2015 6:09:43 PM PST
by
DoughtyOne
(I support President Pre-elect Donald J. Trump. Karl Rove, the GOPe, and Leftist's worst nightmare.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Wish one of them was Mitch McConnell.
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posted on
12/02/2015 6:09:50 PM PST
by
TruthWillWin
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
To: Riley
Imagine if he played Twister.
To: ConservativeStatement
Come on now, how many of us haven’t done the same thing; smuggling turtles into Canada? Anyone? Anyone?
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posted on
12/02/2015 6:10:49 PM PST
by
PROCON
(Proud CRUZader!)
To: twister881
Well they were softshell turtles till he supercharged them with viagra.
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posted on
12/02/2015 6:10:51 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.)
To: ConservativeStatement
We’re hot on the trail of turtles.
Terrorists?
Not so much...
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posted on
12/02/2015 6:12:07 PM PST
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
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To: ConservativeStatement
Sounds like they were ending up in Chinese soup bowls.
To: ConservativeStatement
Yes, odd, unexplained wriggling lumps everywhere they shouldn’t be...
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posted on
12/02/2015 6:13:44 PM PST
by
Riley
(The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
To: ConservativeStatement
To: ConservativeStatement
They can’t farm these things out? Or am I missing something?
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posted on
12/02/2015 6:22:05 PM PST
by
SWAMP-C1PHER
(HOMO, OECONOMIA, ET CIVITAS.)
To: TruthWillWin
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posted on
12/02/2015 6:24:21 PM PST
by
Fungi
To: Riley
>>âTurtles in my pantsâ to the tune of the Doorsâ âRiders on the Stormâ.<<
Turtles in my pants
Turtles in my pants
Feels like they’re ants
Makes me want to dance
Like a frog in underwear
It feels strange down there
Turtles in my pants
They are starting now to roam
I thought their shells were all their home
Walk slowly now all day
I can feel those suckers play
If you let these turtles ride
They will snap you ‘till you cry
They are starting now to roam
YEAHHH....
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posted on
12/02/2015 6:28:40 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(Don't mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or my kindness for weakness)
To: Fungi
Any of them that get taken out of the US.
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posted on
12/02/2015 6:30:44 PM PST
by
TruthWillWin
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
12/02/2015 6:33:12 PM PST
by
abigkahuna
(Here now and whatever....)
To: ConservativeStatement
For his sake, I hope they weren't snapping. I was kind of thinking the same thing, like maybe one the turtles latched onto something it was never meant to latch onto. I mean, are border agents competent enough to find 51 turtles taped to the dude?
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posted on
12/02/2015 6:36:20 PM PST
by
Mark17
(Thank God I have Jesus, there's more wealth in my soul than acres of diamonds and mountains of gold)
To: freedumb2003
BRAVO!!!! Thanks for the laugh =)
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