Posted on 08/17/2015 6:25:47 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
Donald Trump revealed Sunday what so many have suspected: that he is the masked vigilante Batman who terrorizes the criminals of Gotham by night.
Trump made the revelation during a helicopter ride at the Iowa State Fair. “Mr. Trump?” a little boy asked.
“Yes?” Trump said.
“Are you Batman?” he asked.
“I am Batman,” Trump responded.
She could be the commissioners daughter. The hottie that rides the motorcycle in the skin tight batsuit .
Famous Batman quotes:
On the US Constitution
Batman: “Robin, the Constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty. And the Constitution is the cornerstone of our great nation. We must abide by it.”
Robin: “Gosh, when you put it that way...”
On Foreign Policy
Batman: “Nobody wants war.”
Robin: “Gee, Batman. Belgravia’s such a small country. We’d beat them in a few hours.”
Batman: “Yes, and then we’d have to support them for years.”
“You win the internet for today.”
I second that motion! :)
“She could be the commissioners daughter. The hottie that rides the motorcycle in the skin tight batsuit . “
________________________________________________
LOL! Yes! And she would actually look awesome in real life with that batsuit.
And I say that as a woman with absolutely no jealousy. Nope... none whatsoever. ;)
When he was in college at Penn, some of his classmates said they actually felt sorry for him because every weekend he had to go back to Queens and work for his dad (doing maintenance, etc on his properties). He never had time to get into the party life.
Loved the last set of lines.
I read somewhere that 60s tv batman had to be made as a comedy satire since the original comic book version was so dark.
For something that makes Adam We’s version look like masterpiece theatre, try the 40s movie serials. Rifftracks has their version. TCM was running them on Saturdays for a while back.
Has % or wanted to. He never was into party scene unlike his older brother who drank himself to death. He has always enjoyed work and working with his father. They had a great relationship!
I tweeted that to Trump. Hope you don’t mind.
Tweet away ... I found it in the public domain on bing images ....
Dennis Moore????
Man I forgot about that guy. My friend and I actively campaigned against that guy.
What a loser he is/was.
The only thing missing is the Greek columns.
Great comment. I am stealing this one!
““Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, riding through the land;
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, with his merry band;
He takes from the poor and gives to the rich,
Stupid b*tch.””
This is what I love about FR. That someone can make a gratuitous Monty Python reference which is totally in context, with the assumption that the recipient of such post would fully understand and appreciate it.
Are you referring to the Dennis Moore who used to be Johnson Co. KS DA? If so I know him. He has Alzheimers now. Sad. The poem however is from a Monty Python skit. Evidently Dennis Moore was a sort of Robin Hood.
No Donald, you are not Batman. You are bat sh&t crazy.
That Trump would have fun interacting with kids should cause liberal heads to spin - considering how beneath democrat canidates to do the same.
Monty Python..... Funny i didn’t know that one.
Yes I was referring to that Dennis Moore.
I have had several relatives ravaged by Alzheimer’s so I could almost feel sympathy for him had he not done so much evil in Kansas, specifically against the homeschooling family he savagely went after while District Attorney in Johnson County. The details are gut wrenching.
On second thought I have no sympathy for him. His actions reflecting his pro-abortion mindset is enough.
While he is suffering from his disease maybe he can reflect in his mind the thousands of screaming babies killed as a result of his support of abortion legislation.
May God have Mercy on his soul.
What were we talking about?
Liberals hate children. They’ve been waging a War on Children for 40 years.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.