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Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy end their relationship
NY DAILY NEWS ^ | 8/4/15 | PETER SBLENDORIO, DAVID HINCKLEY

Posted on 08/05/2015 4:52:13 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper

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To: SoFloFreeper

Did Bert and Ernie finally tie the knot?


21 posted on 08/05/2015 5:25:24 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: SoFloFreeper

What’s green and smells like Miss Piggy?


22 posted on 08/05/2015 5:26:09 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: SoFloFreeper

This story has got legs. And they’re edible.


23 posted on 08/05/2015 5:27:41 AM PDT by Excellence (Marine mom since April 11, 2014)
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To: SoFloFreeper

In light of all the recent celebrity breakups and the way they word their press releases, this is pretty funny.


24 posted on 08/05/2015 5:30:13 AM PDT by smalltownslick
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To: submarinerswife

So did I, It’s one of the few things I remember my entire family siting around and enjoying. I took my six-year old daughter to see Muppet Most Wanted. Not even thirty minutes into it she was tapping me on the shoulder asking if we could leave. When we got outside the theater she says to me “Mommy, I don’t understand how you liked those things when you were a kid, they are too stupid for words!” I almost cried!!


25 posted on 08/05/2015 5:41:01 AM PDT by MissEdie (I'm not a racist, I'm a REALIST!)
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To: SoFloFreeper

All those years wasted on that little green bastard.


26 posted on 08/05/2015 5:42:19 AM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: SoFloFreeper
Instead they will showcase Beaker and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's homosexual relationship. Expect a gay wedding soon.
27 posted on 08/05/2015 6:08:39 AM PDT by Rodamala
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To: MissEdie
When we got outside the theater she says to me “Mommy, I don’t understand how you liked those things when you were a kid, they are too stupid for words!” I almost cried!!

I guess it's true that childhood is much more fleeting these days, huh?

28 posted on 08/05/2015 6:08:57 AM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: Joe 6-pack

“Miss Piggy announces she has a new boyfriend and proceeds to kiss him passionately while Kermit looks on.”

Sounds like what my ex did to me. Must be the mid-life crisis.


29 posted on 08/05/2015 6:18:26 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

This is the best answer


30 posted on 08/05/2015 6:42:01 AM PDT by BigEdLB (They need to target the 'Ministry of Virtue' which has nothing to do with virtue.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Toads! Kermit would not stop licking toads. Licking, licking, all the time with the licking. And he was spending way too much time with Bert and Ernie.

Hey, my first post here in many moons...and my speeling seems corect... :-)


31 posted on 08/05/2015 6:43:18 AM PDT by JEDI4S (I don't mean to cause trouble...it just happens naturally through the Force!)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Beat me to it.


32 posted on 08/05/2015 6:52:39 AM PDT by lacrew
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To: SoFloFreeper

This is going to break the hearts of many Americans. Just something else the commie ‘RATS are using to push the PP Meat Processing and Meat Packing Co. out of the headlines. Americans are idiots.


33 posted on 08/05/2015 6:56:37 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (The trouble with America is that it's full of Americans. - King Obonzo)
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To: SoFloFreeper
Alert! Alert!

SENSE OF HUMOR LOW light on this thread!

Away the Chill Out Action Team, away!

34 posted on 08/05/2015 6:58:06 AM PDT by twister881
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To: Joe 6-pack

So Kermit finally figured out how many men have been putting their hands up miss Piggy’s dress.


35 posted on 08/05/2015 7:21:58 AM PDT by seawolf101
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

That was a good laugh, thank you.


36 posted on 08/05/2015 7:23:30 AM PDT by sweetiepiezer (MY COUNTRY WAS OF THEE!!!!)
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To: SoFloFreeper

My whole world has been turned upside down.


37 posted on 08/05/2015 7:24:49 AM PDT by jasbd1985
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I’ll take the longer odds on Kermit converting
to Islam...... No more makin’ bacon.


38 posted on 08/05/2015 7:41:32 AM PDT by Sivad (NorCal red turf ;-))
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD; fieldmarshaldj; GOPsterinMA; BillyBoy; NFHale
Kermit converted to Islam and can no longer eat pork.

HIYO!!!!!!!!!!!!

39 posted on 08/05/2015 11:22:54 AM PDT by Impy (They pull a knife, you pull a gun. That's the CHICAGO WAY, and that's how you beat the rats!)
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To: Impy; SilvieWaldorfMD; fieldmarshaldj; GOPsterinMA; BillyBoy

RE Converted:

He’s now “Khermeed” (with a lot of phlegm)...


40 posted on 08/05/2015 11:38:20 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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